*OFFICIAL* Match Thread - Manchester United v Swansea 16/08/14

good side. fancy united to batter these mongs.

https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/500595557086539777

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/500594072315506688

Jesseh starts

yoof!

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/500594072315506688

Jesseh starts

Wow. Stones on big Louis. Fair £#%&!s to him.

McIlroy bigging us up on BT Sport just now. Top red.

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/500594072315506688

Jesseh starts

Balls out already

Tremendous stuff , no @#%&!ing Cleverley. Louis Van Big Balls drops them out

Imagine if moyes hadn't been sacked and that was our opening day line up

Lest we forget.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995%E2...ed_F.C._season

I wish that I had Jessies girl!

Wap... Schweaty teshtickes slapped in the table. Go on Louis !

To all those predicting draws and suffering - would you swap any one single player from that Swansea starting 11 for one of ours? You might make a case for Williams or Bony, but would you really want United to sign them?

So I guess you all must think Van Gaal is a shit manager because it can't be fear of the Swansea starting 11?

Get a £#%&!ing grip, we will win this comfortably.

First half hard going, but we nick one before half-time. Nerves calmed LvG hugs each of his players in the dressing room during the break. They respond well - 3-0 up after 65 minutes. Swansea, late consolation.

3-1

Originally Posted by fix up look SHARPE

Imagine if moyes hadn't been sacked and that was our opening day line up

would be chaos. luckily LVG knows what hes doing

So it's

---------------------------------De Gea

----------Smalling---------------Jones-------------Blackett

Lingard-------------------------------------------------------Young

---------------------Fletch--------------Herrera--------------------

----------------------------Mata-----------------------------------

----------------Rooney----------------Hernandez-------------------

Just been speaking to John Hartson in Dublin (he was delighted to meet me) and he fancies us for top 4, but not winning it. Spoke a bit about Moyes too

Anyway, 3-0 United today.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

So it's

---------------------------------De Gea

----------Smalling---------------Jones-------------Blackett

Lingard-------------------------------------------------------Young

---------------------Fletch--------------Herrera--------------------

----------------------------Mata-----------------------------------

----------------Rooney----------------Hernandez-------------------

I think I'm going mad, but I actually think that's a good side

mOYES has broken me.

scholes dropping truth bombs...... the warning signs were on the wall last year when we were beaten by a singa 11

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Just been speaking to John Hartson in Dublin (he was delighted to meet me) and he fancies us for top 4, but not winning it. Spoke a bit about Moyes too

Anyway, 3-0 United today.

Spit it out then

I like the team, exciting to see the young players trusted. Lingaard is a classy footballer, wing back would not have been his obvious role but what a chance for him. Blackett looked a long way from a Utd player in his first game of pre season, unremarkable improvement in such a short time.