Luke Shaw

Originally Posted by tatty

I thought we had England's left back for the next decade when we signed him.

Like Maguire I can't really dislike him though, he's just not good enough.

Unlike a few others who I loathe.

I loathe him enough for both of us pal. He is £#%&!ing useless

I like shaw. bit disappointed by the coaching tbh.

Originally Posted by jem

I like shaw. bit disappointed by the coaching tbh.

Not sure as a professional athlete he should need coaching on what to eat/not to eat and to keep fit not fat. If he lost a good stone + it would help his game massively as he would be faster and more mobile. It would be a start anyhow

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Not sure as a professional athlete he should need coaching on what to eat/not to eat and to keep fit not fat. If he lost a good stone + it would help his game massively as he would be faster and more mobile. It would be a start anyhow

20 stone within a year of finishing playing.

Originally Posted by tatty

20 stone within a year of finishing playing.

No way he will lose weight when he stops playing pol

Originally Posted by jem

I like shaw. bit disappointed by the coaching tbh.

Needs coaching to track back and stop crosses? Needs coaching to cross the ball to a player wearing tbe same colour shirt?

I honestly think he is one of the thickest footballers have ever seen.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

Not sure as a professional athlete he should need coaching on what to eat/not to eat and to keep fit not fat. If he lost a good stone + it would help his game massively as he would be faster and more mobile. It would be a start anyhow

I was thinking more about his passing than his passing stools.

Originally Posted by jem

I was thinking more about his passing than his passing stools.

26 year old who needs to be coached to pass a ball.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

26 year old who needs to be coached to pass a ball.

why have coaches at all for pros?

he needs to be told to be more positive and take more risks.... play earlier balls behind the defence for our speedsters (not ronnie, obvs). but I just wanted to say passing stools, obvs.

shaw running with the ball and being positive is one of our biggest weapons.*

Originally Posted by jem

why have coaches at all for pros?

he needs to be told to be more positive and take more risks.... play earlier balls behind the defence for our speedsters (not ronnie, obvs). but I just wanted to say passing stools, obvs.

shaw running with the ball and being positive is one of our biggest weapons.*

He s a £#%&!ing weapon alright

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

He s a £#%&!ing weapon alright

* really? I mean.... really?

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1491544570907271174?s=21

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...907271174?s=21

The use of “body of work” in this context succinctly exposes the fraud of both
modern journalism and football better than any 10 page essay could.

Originally Posted by avocado

The use of “body of work” in this context succinctly exposes the fraud of both
modern journalism and football better than any 10 page essay could.

More like "body needs work".

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status...907271174?s=21

Good to see we're considering making appointments based around Luke Shaw's happiness.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

No way he will lose weight when he stops playing pol

Originally Posted by jem

why have coaches at all for pros?

he needs to be told to be more positive and take more risks.... play earlier balls behind the defence for our speedsters (not ronnie, obvs). but I just wanted to say passing stools, obvs.

shaw running with the ball and being positive wasone of our biggest weapons.*

He’d rather pass back to Maguire because he knows when he loses it, he has to run all the way back again.

Need to get rid of this ineffective, predictable, brain dead soft as £#%&! unfit bloated mess.

He’s had 1 or 2 decent ish seasons in what is it, 7 or 8?

Again, it’s hard to admit it now but Mou had his number.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Need to get rid of this ineffective, predictable, brain dead soft as £#%&! unfit bloated mess.

He’s had 1 or 2 decent ish seasons in what is it, 7 or 8?

Again, it’s hard to admit it now but Mou had his number.

LVG called him out as well. He's another that needs going.

Originally Posted by The Stella Fella

I loathe him enough for both of us pal. He is £#%&!ing useless

Originally Posted by jem

I like shaw. bit disappointed by the coaching tbh.

I presume this is a joke.

LVG and Jose both saw he wasn't good enough and tried to coach him in their own way with solid instructions and/or tough love. Ole then comes along and does the opposite, puts an arm round him and encourages him, plays him consistently....

And he's still shit. I don't think it's the coaching he receives. Soz. You're certainly right about him being one of our biggest weapons though.

I think he is a mirror image of the whole squad -

Has a decent season / performance , thinks he 's made it and then coasts along eventually performances go downhill, struggles to get to the level he was - rinse and repeat - in short happy to be good occasionally