100000000000004 Great comedy Man City moments

I don't know which is worse.
Beating up his mum, 'beer o'clock in my caravan' or 'watch the blue's'.

Is he in his caravan at Marton Mere with his mum?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

"Where'd you go on holiday Bert?"
"Marton Mere"
"Ok see ya duck£#%&!er"

Originally Posted by Fergie out 89

Bring back the 'to catch a bert' thread

Originally Posted by Vedder

Christ

@#%&!
Hates
Reds.
In
Stupid
Top.

Daughter Bloo's first game.

£#%&!ing blue @#%&!s

Originally Posted by BobJones

Daughter Bloo's first game.

Mail order bride from Eastern Europe. Bertie will be fleeced and heartbroken within two years.

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Mail order bride from Eastern Europe. Bertie will be fleeced and heartbroken within two years.

Hi Bellers

Originally Posted by BobJones

Daughter Bloo's first game.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

Originally Posted by BobJones

Daughter Bloo's first game.

I've been listening to some Utd. fans this morning who are just ecstatic that Sergio may not be playing against them. I already knew they feared him but now I realise just how petrified they are of the little man. What a shame it will be if he misses the game.

Have the sad c***s had a minutes silence for David Rocastle yet? Never heard anything from them, unlike when Foe snuffed it

Thought they'd be milking it

Originally Posted by Fergie out 89

Have the sad c***s had a minutes silence for David Rocastle yet? Never heard anything from them, unlike when Foe snuffed it

Thought they'd be milking it

Didn't he die years ago??

Originally Posted by Fergie out 89

Have the sad c***s had a minutes silence for David Rocastle yet? Never heard anything from them, unlike when Foe snuffed it

Thought they'd be milking it

they have 90 minute silence for him every home match.

https://twitter.com/DuncanCastles/status/770355981838606336

Originally Posted by BobJones

Daughter Bloo's first game.