Matt Waffen SS Hummels

Rather have athletico's baldy centre back, less risk I reckon.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Would usually dismiss this as an empty article thought up by a lazy hack, but If anyone is going to have the inside scoop on Van Gaal's plans, it's going to be Jamie.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Would usually dismiss this as an empty article thought up by a lazy hack, but If anyone is going to have the inside scoop on Van Gaal's plans, it's going to be Jamie.

Jameh in his parkoh. State of that head

Originally Posted by Jethro

Jameh in his parkoh. State of that head

Like a smack free Shaun Ryder. With less talent

Originally Posted by Switching Off

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...ussia-dortmund

He looks like he's trying to fart in a crowded room and doesn't want anyone to notice.

https://twitter.com/Malachians/status/544511606965538816

Originally Posted by Vedder

https://twitter.com/Malachians/statu...11606965538816

Good.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

Good.

He'd cost a kings ransom too. Classy defender but we need speed and agility.

Laporte please

he meant moyes thought he was too slow....

@BeyondthePitch saying Utd have given up on Hummels saying they think he isn't mobile enough...

@Malachians only in the Moyes era though, not sure on LVG's thoughts but im referring in that interview to previous regime

Meh, Jonesy will be better than him by Easter 2015.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Meh, Jonesy will be better than him by Easter 2015.

He might if he can ever stay £#%&!ing fit......

Originally Posted by Crumps

Meh, Jonesy will be better than him by Easter 2015.

He may be but we'll never know as he'll be out injured after running himself over with his own car.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

He may be but we'll never know as he'll be out injured after running himself over with his own car.

By far the most likely of our players to do a Brian Harvey int he?

Lvg wants hummels.

Was Moyeseh who "ruled out" hummels. £#%&!ing state of that boggle eyed #@&%!. Just like ronaldo, bale and fabregas were gonna rush to OT to play his shit on a stick football.

Can we change that "Waffen" in the thread title to "Taffin"?

Originally Posted by Clarkie

Can we change that "Waffen" in the thread title to "Taffin"?

http://youtu.be/tXcgt6l_LcA

Originally Posted by Crumps

Taffin Maybe you shouldn't be LIVING HERE! - YouTube

We all need a bit more Bronhom in our lives.

The dance remix of that scene is also tops

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...ummels-4850801

Just no way it's happening. We'll go for Schär in January imo

as long as we get somebody, that's all that counts.

.......you just know it'll be a non defender though