*Official* Spurs v United Match Thread. Teams & I wish it had been called off

Originally Posted by dunk

Jones?

Man marking job on Dembele?

Bale will have a field day with no winger to worry about ffs

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Caulker, Naughton, Parker, Dembele, Bale, Lennon, Dempsey, Defoe

Jones MOM for me.

£#%&! me, what a team that is. We've got no chance, might as well give up now. Naughton, Dempsey, Parker all world class.

You soft @#%&!s, we're playing Spurs, we'll win.

This is why Pogba left.

Gurning Seth in midfield. £#%&! me. What a joke.

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Bale will have a field day with no winger to worry about ffs

Nani not even on the bench aswell.

£#%&! sake Ferie.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

4-3-3

de Gea, Rafael, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Jones, Carrick, Cleverley, Welbeck, Kagawa, van Persie #BPL

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

£#%&! me, what a team that is. We've got no chance, might as well give up now. Naughton, Dempsey, Parker all world class.

You soft @#%&!s, we're playing Spurs, we'll win.

yes because only WORLD CLASS players can beat United, right?

Oh no wait, we lost to NORWICH.

MUFC bench: Lindegaard, Valencia, Anderson, Rooney, Giggs, Smalling, Hernandez.

Jones and Welbeck ffs

Hand in a transfer request Cheech, you deserve better.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

The arse seeking on here etc

Not starting Rooney is a £#%&!ing joke. I know he's a fat waster @#%&! but ffs, we need our most talented players out there.

Delighted that limited shithouse Valencia's been dropped. Abysmal mess.

Nani not even on the bench. Complete joke. We'll do well to draw this

Originally Posted by Sparky***

This is why Pogba left.

Gurning Seth in midfield. £#%&! me. What a joke.

His agent took him to Juve coz we wouldnt pay a ridiculous fee.

If/when Nani leaves, you have all the ammo you need with how we've treated him. Not even on the bench, Valencia and Welbeck ahead of him.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

If I'm wishing for stuff at that point, it'll probably be that we played better.

Your wishes are shit! I can turn my TV off any time. Wish bigger, Sparky. Wish bigger.

Wishing does NOTHING. There is only the grim reality of, er, reality.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

yes because only WORLD CLASS players can beat United, right?

Oh no wait, we lost to NORWICH.

Shuttup you soft @#%&!.

I can't wait to watch Jones on ice.

It's getting to the point now where i'm starting to hate Welbeckebayor.

I'll bet he'll do that thing where he'll get clear of a defender and then smash the ball 20 yards wide whilst falling over then smile like "oh what am I like, eh?"

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's getting to the point now where i'm starting to hate Welbeckebayor.

I think we all feel the same mate. You should probably stop using it.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's getting to the point now where i'm starting to hate Welbeckebayor.

I'll bet he'll do that thing where he'll get clear of a defender and then smash the ball 20 yards wide whilst falling over then smile like "oh what am I like, eh?"

Calling him Welbeckbayor is extremely generous, Bayor is actually good.

Originally Posted by John Blazini

I think we all feel the same mate. You should probably stop using it.

Nope.