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Unread 16-04-2009, 12:18 AM
Serenity Now
 
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What if Evra has an identical twin who is physically indistinguishable from Patrice, somewhat like Fabio and Rafael, but who is crap at football, is the bad kind of crazy, and has always harboured a jealousy against Patrice for his incredible talents and great success as a professional footballer? What if this identical twin invited Patrice out for a picnic in the woods, whereupon he decided to kill his brother with a pencil, hide his body, and then steal his life, including his place in the United team, with nobody any the wiser?
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 12:20 AM
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What if Evra has an identical twin who is physically indistinguishable from Patrice, somewhat like Fabio and Rafael, but who is crap at football, is the bad kind of crazy, and has always harboured a jealousy against Patrice for his incredible talents and great success as a professional footballer? What if this identical twin invited Patrice out for a picnic in the woods, whereupon he decided to kill his brother with a pencil, hide his body, and then steal his life, including his place in the United team, with nobody any the wiser?
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 12:27 AM
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What if Evra has an identical twin who is physically indistinguishable from Patrice, somewhat like Fabio and Rafael, but who is crap at football, is the bad kind of crazy, and has always harboured a jealousy against Patrice for his incredible talents and great success as a professional footballer? What if this identical twin invited Patrice out for a picnic in the woods, whereupon he decided to kill his brother with a pencil, hide his body, and then steal his life, including his place in the United team, with nobody any the wiser?


from what i remember about evra, there are about 20+ suspects.
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 12:28 AM
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What if Evra has an identical twin who is physically indistinguishable from Patrice, somewhat like Fabio and Rafael, but who is crap at football, is the bad kind of crazy, and has always harboured a jealousy against Patrice for his incredible talents and great success as a professional footballer? What if this identical twin invited Patrice out for a picnic in the woods, whereupon he decided to kill his brother with a pencil, hide his body, and then steal his life, including his place in the United team, with nobody any the wiser?
brilliant

it's the only explaination.
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 09:10 AM
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Bang on the money again.
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 09:13 AM
wee man
 
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brilliant

it's the only explaination.
or Billy's Boots
 
Unread 16-04-2009, 09:19 AM
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What if Evra has an identical twin who is physically indistinguishable from Patrice, somewhat like Fabio and Rafael, but who is crap at football, is the bad kind of crazy, and has always harboured a jealousy against Patrice for his incredible talents and great success as a professional footballer? What if this identical twin invited Patrice out for a picnic in the woods, whereupon he decided to kill his brother with a pencil, hide his body, and then steal his life, including his place in the United team, with nobody any the wiser?
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