*Official 2018/19 Match Thread* West Ham v Manchester United

Originally Posted by Sparky***

it's become toxic as many predicted.

like who? no one could have foreseen this. it's totally out of character.

Originally Posted by jem

like who? no one could have foreseen this. it's totally out of character.

Congratulations.

If you were any further up your own arse you’d wink out of existence.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

this. Utterly depressing. Thank god I live in the US and can avoid the reporting of this shite. Couldn’t cope in England atm.

The £#%&!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAq76UVJxig

Can't just hide behind City this year. Utd have been shit for the best part of a year, since the quick start to 17/18, regressing, nothing developing, players devoid of confidence and character.

Mourinho should have been gone after Sevilla, and was never the right man for the job, but Pogba should also go and Woodward with them. Too many circus acts around the club, losing one and keeping the other is no good. Purge.

Originally Posted by andyroo

His home is a hotel and he's drafting his next press conference where he shites on about everything he won at Chelsea so this can't be his fault.

Would be happier if he drank a bottle of harpic tbh

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Can't just hide behind City this year. Utd have been shit for the best part of a year, since the quick start to 17/18, regressing, nothing developing, players devoid of confidence and character.

Mourinho should have been gone after Sevilla, and was never the right man for the job, but Pogba should also go and Woodward with them. Too many circus acts around the club, losing one and keeping the other is no good. Purge.

And who’s going to perform this purge, Darcy Glazer?

Originally Posted by Stickman

Christ

No finer description of the current situation

Originally Posted by utd99

And who’s going to perform this purge, Darcy Glazer?

Part of the problem isn't it. Have a man who knows little about football in Woodward appearing to have a hand in too many decisions pertaining to football. Who are the football people with a voice above the manager who have an idea for the sporting strategy of the club?

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Part of the problem isn't it. Have a man who knows little about football in Woodward appearing to have a hand in too many decisions pertaining to football. Who are the football people with a voice above the manager who have an idea for the sporting strategy of the club?

We are structurally £#%&!ed.

Originally Posted by utd99

And who’s going to perform this purge, Darcy Glazer?

Stick her in pogbas place

Can't be any worse

Originally Posted by Pop

I logged on to see the team selection for a 3pm kick off



Absolute £#%&!ing mongoloids.

And West Ham too. £#%&!ing jellied eel eating @#%&!s.

Trust me, you’ve saved yourself.

And don’t bother watching any highlights, there weren’t any.

Oh, except for that £#%&!ing corner that was blasted straight to a West Ham player on the edge of the D

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

No one gives a shit. We’re a comedy interlude to the real football. I was speaking with a rabid blue before who couldnt even be arsed to take the piss.

Was speaking with a Leeds fan at work yesterday. He told me that him and a fellow Leeds fan were amusing themselves with our current state and he said to the other @#%&! “I work with a Man Yoo fan, £#%&!ing hell he seems to hate them even more than we do”

Pretty much sums it up I think.

Lindelof by the way. What were they seeing with this guy? He makes Johnny Evans look like Vidic in terms of physical bravery.

He might be the softest CB I have ever seen at this level.

Woody was wearing sunglasses for a reason today...

Originally Posted by Tiberian

Lindelof by the way. What were they seeing with this guy?

Someone to carry Zlatan's bags around

Originally Posted by utd99

Congratulations.

If you were any further up your own arse you’d wink out of existence.

yup, that's why I always wear shades and sunblock.

p.s. it's not about me, it's about the fact that literally every £#%&!ing person on the planet could see this coming. and £#%&! you, obvs.

Originally Posted by jem

yup, that's why I always wear shades and sunblock.

p.s. it's not about me, it's about the fact that literally every £#%&!ing person on the planet could see this coming. and £#%&! you, obvs.

Totally with Jem on this!!

Originally Posted by Stone Monkey

Totally with Jem on this!!

At this point we couldn’t do any worse than replace boreinho with Jem. Apart from his infatuation with tony two step that is.

Originally Posted by Hands of Scone

At this point we couldn’t do any worse than replace boreinho with Jem. Apart from his infatuation with tony two step that is.

Someone wake me up when Jose has gone, the dross and egos have been binned, and United have won keeping a clean sheet. Cheers.