Donny Van De Beek

Only drinking red bull
Never going down on women

Great days. More innocent days.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Was expecting a “where will you go for your 13th” so cheers.

Would never do that. Fairly confident you’re over 17 years old.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Would never do that. Fairly confident you’re over 17 years old.

Eh up, Prince Andrew is in….

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

Don't forget the Pitcher and Piano as well, pal.

pitcher piano and then oneils on a Friday night was unmatched. Stomach full of kebab afterwards , rush home and watch mutv match previews with Lou macari and that presenter that looked he was on drugs. (Used to wear same maroon shirt)


But yeah this was when i wasn’t a wum as there was fun to be made my expense

The moment I’m throwing shade and sly digs it’s all “think of the children” “that’s poor taste”

Originally Posted by Ethers

Only drinking red bull
Never going down on women

Great days. More innocent days.

Red bull, boot cut true religion jeans, so hyped that i was out on the pull with Calum best and Jermaine pennant.

I even hate who I’ve become but ive gone to far now. I am this new monster

regarding going down on woman...its crazy how its now accepted in my community. was even discussing it with a mate the other day. a decade ago. I reckon he punch me if I brought it up.

What was it you used to call them, a bowcat or something ffs

Still think of Marls when I hear “but they won’t let my clique in Faces”

Originally Posted by Ethers

What was it you used to call them, a bowcat or something ffs

Still think of Marls when I hear “but they won’t let my clique in Faces”

Bowcat indeed.

The word has been since abolished and isn’t derogatory anymore

Originally Posted by armchair

Beeky’s deffo a Bowcat tbf.

https://twitter.com/sky_sportpl/status/1687055670384738306?s=46&t=bfVvPcxzFISmV5ixy0aAOQ

Thoughts are with Bunks

Originally Posted by armchair

ffs

hopefully that bus goes straight to the Basque Country

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1692982052960833862?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Surely gone. And surely we get another in.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/centredevils/status/16...aSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Surely gone. And surely we get another in.

How many box to box midfielders does £5.99 get you in the current market?

To be honest, if he’d replied “who’s Brandon Williams?” I wouldn’t have been one bit surprised.

absolute waste of space and dogshit

bin

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1696842289434304866?s=46&t=bfVvPcxzFISmV5ixy0aAOQ

Originally Posted by dunk

https://x.com/mufcmpb/status/1696842...FISmV5ixy0aAOQ

A loan

Him and Fred going is the key to get a new CM apparently…..except we got £12m for them

Jesus. Genuinely surprised Ajax never came back for him. They seemed to think the world of him

Genuinely feels like he's played twice for the club. Thought he was the missing link

we’re absolute loan bastards

Originally Posted by goldfinger II

Jesus. Genuinely surprised Ajax never came back for him. They seemed to think the world of him

That open letter. ‘Donny, you were a caterpillar but you’re now a butterfly. Please fly from our hands in the Netherlands and blossom in the hands of Manchester United.’

Addendum:

‘Oh look, you’ve become a caterpillar again, that’s a real shame. Ah well, not our problem anymore. Bye.’