Dippers reject £35 million bid for Bruno

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. sckollob to take a 1912 style pasting here.

At least no one had nukes then.

[SIZE="6"]I'm in tears here!

me too, magic. me too.

Magic i salute you,arise,Sir Walian

Absolutely love it.

LEGEND.

Originally Posted by skcollob

Fernando Torres asks to leave Liverpool


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...ol/9380389.stm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQx3UvkyA3g

What the £#%&!. Off some Scouse lad's twitter.

Always thought old Nandi would have the integrity to only go abroad. The scousers on my facebook are fizzing!

top wummery

All tell yer whos to blame, RAFA BENITEZ

a transfer request? but everybody has been saying how king kenny has revitalised torres and how all the players are burning with their desire to play for him? i'm confused.

Originally Posted by Carrick

Still buzzing off Magic's camp voice

It does sound gay.When I hear my own voice, I :silvcringe:.It's awful.

Originally Posted by Serenity Now

That is just fantastic. A truly outstanding piece of work, Magic

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

In tears here mate, fair £#%&!s MC. 3 Fred usernames isn't bad. I think someone needs to try and beat that tomorrow.

Originally Posted by utd99

Haha, top work MC.

That pitch you hit just towards the end when you realized you had about 10 seconds to slag off the Bitters and the Dippers in one sentence, smashed my wine glass and sent the dogs into a frenzy.

Take a bow my friend.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Nice one Magic

Originally Posted by Sparky***

[SIZE="6"]I'm in tears here!

me too, magic. me too.

Maggers that is epic

"My Brother has gone outside and burnt his Torres shirt"

Originally Posted by MUFC One Love

Maggers that is epic

"My Brother has gone outside and burnt his Torres shirt"

Hoping to get on LFC TV later on, if I get a minute.

Love the mischief with the mention on hearing Reina wants to join us.

Doubt in Vermin heads right across the country I should think.

"I'm in tears here..."

Originally Posted by koppas

"I'm in tears here..."

Its funny because it sounded like he might have been

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Hoping to get on LFC TV later on, if I get a minute.

I burst out laughing at the burning the shirt bit. You did it very well they believe 100% you're a dipper.

Loved it when you got "MASSIVE" in a few times at the end.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Love the mischief with the mention on hearing Reina wants to join us.

Doubt in Vermin heads right across the country I should think.

Looks like the Reina thing could be true

Originally Posted by Stickman

Its funny because it sounded like he might have been

I was actually trying to swallow a laugh.

I'd managed to put my hand over the phone and laugh (after mentioning getting Crouch back) while Goughie was talking about summat or other, then I got myself back together.It's hard work

Andy @ Allerton has just been asked if he was on the radio yesterday by some scouse @#%&! on RAWK.

He replied he doesn't do radio phone-ins. He leaves that to loonies.

We need to find £50m for Torres. We can't let him go to Chelsea

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

We need to find £50m for Torres. We can't let him go to Chelsea