*The 2016 Match Thread* Manchester United v Sheffield United 09/01/16

A year and a half of excuses and it's still crap.

£#%&! OFF LOUIS.

Originally Posted by taff

i remember the crawley game in 2011. more arses seen than a mapplethorpe book that day.

Every week when we play shit now someone compares it to one shit game in a season we won something. Teams like Crawley used to come to Old Trafford and play their hearts out and sometimes we'd get caught off guard. These days teams like Sheffield United come knowing at if they play a certain way they won't get beat. In fact if they get a break they might win. That's the difference.

Originally Posted by Baron

It works very well, we'll then inevitably shoot ourselves in the foot around 65-70min. Hopefully a change or two a HT surely.....

Who though?

Will "Two Goals On Loan" Keane?

Right - this is it .
All guns blazing with a bit of luck.

Originally Posted by believe

Every week when we play shit now someone compares it to one shit game in a season we won something. Teams like Crawley used to come to Old Trafford and play their hearts out and sometimes we'd get caught off guard. These days teams like Sheffield United come knowing at if they play a certain way they won't get beat. In fact if they get a break they might win. That's the difference.

Correct

Originally Posted by Ethers

0-0 to non-league Exeter at OT about ten years ago.

Miller trundling about looking out of his depth. Great days

yes but back then there was method to the madness.. Today it is just madness, we play to keep possession of the ball at all costs, 70% possession means £#%&! all if we cannot score a goal...... I can not believe Van Gaal sits there happy as Larry because we have 70% possession......

Lingard and Memphis warming up...

Originally Posted by believe

Every week when we play shit now someone compares it to one shit game in a season we won something. Teams like Crawley used to come to Old Trafford and play their hearts out and sometimes we'd get caught off guard. These days teams like Sheffield United come knowing at if they play a certain way they won't get beat. In fact if they get a break they might win. That's the difference.

This.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Right - this is it .
All guns blazing with a bit of luck.

Sticking my neck out, but I reckon more of the same dull shit

Get Mata off the £#%&!ing pitch

And Fellaini ffs.

IF we don't win this, surely he's been worse for us than Moyes.

Towards the end of Moyes' reign I wanted us to lose just so we'd get rid of the @#%&!, we're not far from that now.

Dark days.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Why are they singing "Are you Wednesday in disguise?" when Wednesday are a league above them and into the 4th round

That's a compliment to us.

I've got that numb feeling again like the Stoke game. I'm not overly arsed if we score. Today was a chance to build a LITTLE momentum after an improved two games, but we haven't and confidence has quickly drained again. Even a victory is only delaying another performance filled with ponderous negativity, resulting in anxiety and crippling boredom.

Originally Posted by dunk

Get Mata off the £#%&!ing pitch

And Fellaini ffs.

And Basti. Finished.

I can see these scoring from their first chance......... this is £#%&!ing dire..... what the £#%&! are they doing all week in training???

Bog moved to centre forward. That´s it - 2nd half of bloody hoofing.

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

I can see these scoring from their first chance......... this is £#%&!ing dire..... what the £#%&! are they doing all week in training???

This, probably.

Originally Posted by Vedder

And Basti. Finished.

And the rest of these @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by ziggyman17

I can see these scoring from their first chance......... this is £#%&!ing dire..... what the £#%&! are they doing all week in training???

Already had their first chance, pol

I actually think we'll score. They'll probably switch off at some point or well have a moment, but it doesn't change the overall picture. Nothing is really changing.