Phil Jones

Originally Posted by Pop

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

Playing with crayons and play-doh I imagine.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

Regular trips to the bank, laughing.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Playing with crayons and play-doh I imagine.

Followed by trips to the doctor to have them removed from his nose.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

Does he train with the first squad, or is he banished to the stables?

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

crying to the press and using the mental health card like most £#%&!ing scrotes who are too lazy to do some actual work

the £#%&!ing @#%&!

Originally Posted by guerreiro

Does he train with the first squad, or is he banished to the stables?

I dont believe he goes to Carrington anymore

Originally Posted by Pop

4.5 m per match

Even Jem doesn’t earn that much

Originally Posted by redhegemony

I'd love to know how he spends his days.

Mate saw him in M&S about 20 minutes before the derby last season.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Mate saw him in M&S about 20 minutes before the derby last season.

Some red your mate is, mms.

Unlike Phil.

Why didn't they just pay him off?

Phil walking home from Old Trafford with a £13m cheque in his pocket?

Be gone before you can say 'wizened old man' and 'magic beans'.

Still clinging onto a starting 11 number.

Originally Posted by Pop

Phil walking home from Old Trafford with a £13m cheque in his pocket?

Be gone before you can say 'wizened old man' and 'magic beans'.

Probably for the best. With that much dosh, I’d give him a week until he’s found dead in a hotel room, face down in a sticky puddle of ice cream and Lego.

He’ll finish his contract and then turn in to a worldie at a new club.

I don’t think he’ll play again tbh. Quiet retirement in the summer.

Originally Posted by dunk

I don’t think he’ll play again tbh.

Must be his dinner time.

All a bit odd

Last time he turned out was ok. MOM?

Was a bit emotional when he came off. Must have some issues upstairs.

Better than Maguire. NQAT.

Originally Posted by dunk

I don’t think he’ll play again tbh. Quiet retirement in the summer.

Nine managers

Agree with retirement. He'll just fade into obscurity and try flogging books in a few years time.

Pressure, depression, injuries? A very odd situation. Strikes me as the kind of person that will have seen fun being made of him and it's broken his spirit. Bob Mortimer bits are funny tbh.