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Unread 22-06-2022, 09:24 AM
Ronny
 
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Barcas entire transfer window hinges on getting de Jong and his wages off their books. No one else is trying to sign him and yet Utd are pressurising themselves into handing over the majority of their transfer budget for him.
 
Unread 22-06-2022, 09:26 AM
armchair
 
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I asked AI to:

Write a news story on Frenkie De Jong transfer to Manchester United

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Frenkie De Jong, the highly-rated Dutch midfielder, is set to complete a move to Manchester United in the summer, according to reports.

The 21-year-old, who currently plays for Ajax, is one of the most sought-after youngsters in European football and has been linked with a number of top clubs, including Barcelona, Real Madrid and Juventus.

However, it is understood that United have won the race for his signature and De Jong is set to become the latest big-name arrival at Old Trafford.

The transfer is likely to cost United in the region of £50 million and it is understood that De Jong has already agreed personal terms with the club.

De Jong is a versatile midfielder who can operate in a number of different roles and his arrival is a major coup for United.

He is the latest in a long line of Dutch players to join the club, following in the footsteps of the likes of Ruud van Nistelrooy, Robin van Persie and Daley Blind.

De Jong is expected to be a key player for United next season as they look to challenge for major honours.
 
Unread 22-06-2022, 10:24 AM
AK14
 
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You know that's a troll account right?
Duh…

Of course i do








 
Unread 22-06-2022, 02:43 PM
armchair
 
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United will pay Barca what they want but want to first agree other deals too before announcing as if everyone finds out United paid what Barca want then they'll all raise their prices. July 1st deadline.
 
Unread 22-06-2022, 03:00 PM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by armchair
United will pay Barca what they want but want to first agree other deals too before announcing as if everyone finds out United paid what Barca want then they'll all raise their prices. July 1st deadline.
"Armchair, Utdforum, Interweb...now back to the studio...."
 
Unread 22-06-2022, 04:01 PM
armchair
 
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Since I posted that, Antony's price has gone up about £20 million.

Glazer costs:
Armchair: £20 million
Radical anti-glazer group : A round of drinks.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 08:50 AM
Dr Stranger
 
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Take your time, guys. Only 4 days til preseason starts.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 08:55 AM
Joe Biden
 
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The worst United team of my lifetime will start pre season with the exact same shit @#%&!s minus some shit @#%&!s who's contracts run out. Hag has no chance unfortunately.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 08:59 AM
Zorg
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/...ioq3TTtfzv9iwA

Take your time, guys. Only 4 days til preseason starts.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:10 AM
armchair
 
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Take your time, guys. Only 4 days til preseason starts.
Only for people that didn't play internationals. Around July 8th for most of them.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:13 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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Absolute farce if true. We're the guy who was popular in high school, but now we're fat and balding and still pursuing the 10/10's.


Move on ffs. Can't understand why we weren't in for Bissouma, a far more attainable target.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:21 AM
AK14
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/...ioq3TTtfzv9iwA

Take your time, guys. Only 4 days til preseason starts.
Absolute £#%&!ing shambles.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:29 AM
Vedder
 
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Originally Posted by Dr Stranger
https://twitter.com/unitedstandmufc/...ioq3TTtfzv9iwA

Take your time, guys. Only 4 days til preseason starts.
If true then just £#%&!ing move on, haven’t we learned anything? Half the squad don’t wanna be here so let’s sign another one I don’t care if Ten Hag wants him, move on and get some players in ffs
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:56 AM
Alex Jones was Right
 
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Originally Posted by armchair
Only for people that didn't play internationals. Around July 8th for most of them.
So July 8th is dummy spitting day. Us fans may as well stay patient until then, as that’s the day we can judge one way or another.

Thought the tour stated before July 8th?
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:57 AM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Whip Hubley
Absolute farce if true. We're the guy who was popular in high school, but now we're fat and balding and still pursuing the 10/10's.


Move on ffs. Can't understand why we weren't in for Bissouma, a far more attainable target.
Because we enough deviants on our books?
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 09:57 AM
Alex Jones was Right
 
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Originally Posted by Vedder
If true then just f***ing move on, haven’t we learned anything? Half the squad don’t wanna be here so let’s sign another one I don’t care if Ten Hag wants him, move on and get some players in ffs
It’s clearly %@#$&!s.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 10:00 AM
windy waffles
 
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Originally Posted by Jammy Dodger
It’s clearly %@#$&!s.
Why is it?

Why is a hard to accept that a player, who is a regular starter, would rather stay at Barcelona, play in a warmer climate, play in a far better team and play in the Champions League every week, doesn't fancy coming to Manchester, playing for a club in decline every Thursday and Sunday in the Europa League and for which has become a poisoned chalice for both managers and players.

Yup, makes no sense at all...
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 10:04 AM
armchair
 
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July 4 when the squad's internationals are scheduled to report for pre-season training.
Ten already cutting holidays short.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 10:15 AM
Switching Off
 
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Originally Posted by Whip Hubley
we're fat and balding and still pursuing the 10/10's.
Speak for yourself pal.
 
Unread 23-06-2022, 10:18 AM
jem
 
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Speak for yourself pal.
switchers accepting a 2.
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