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Unread 19-05-2022, 10:20 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Fit on the phone, add 5 stone.
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 10:26 AM
Sloppy
 
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Fit on the phone, add 5 stone.
Fit on Fred, go with ears instead.
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 10:41 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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LIfehacks that backfire

I thought to save myself some time I would add my chocolate protein powder to my porridge, add water, and bang it in the ding. Well. It tasted awful, and I'm not sure it actually saved me any time, and it made the porridge look like a bowl of minced beef
Yeah you need to be careful with that, depends on the type of protein etc. Avoid any of the shit fro my protein, bulk etc. I use per4m and that mixes really well with porridge.
 
Unread 20-05-2022, 04:48 PM
est.1878
 
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"Number of countries visited" tallys on ig profiles
 
Unread 20-05-2022, 07:37 PM
Sparky***
 
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2022....
Housewife workers, have some self respect....

Hunter and gatherers turning in their funeral Pryors.
Richard?
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 06:34 AM
shenwen
 
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Female DJs. The whole one hand over the headphone one hand in the air I'm so feeling this music dance.

Actually sickens me.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 08:45 AM
Sharders
 
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Female DJs. The whole one hand over the headphone one hand in the air I'm so feeling this music dance.

Actually sickens me.
Same with female footy commentators. Vicky Sparks on 5 live. Sounds like a trapped boy.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 09:05 AM
shenwen
 
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Same with female footy commentators. Vicky Sparks on 5 live. Sounds like a trapped boy.
nah, male commentators as bad as the women for me.

Female DJ's are a different breed. I used to work with one - had a set of decks tattooed on her inside forearm. Working in a bank ffs.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 09:12 AM
no fun
 
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Primrose Hill Park in that london

Specifically the bit at the top where you get a view of the city skyline

“Ooh Jonty, come and play frisbee with daddy”

“ India darling, would you like hummus on your wholemeal pitta bread?”

“ Amalfi, stop teasing those dogs and get over here for your massage”


c***s
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 09:13 AM
silv
 
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Primrose Hill Park in that london

Specifically the bit at the top where you get a view of the city skyline

“Ooh Jonty, come and play frisbee with daddy”

“ India darling, would you like hummus on your wholemeal pita bread?”

“ Amalfi, stop teasing those dogs and get over here for your massage”


c***s
I imagine hummus and pitta bread stopped being a delicasy for the upper middle quite some time ago.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 09:41 AM
Sharders
 
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Primrose Hill Park in that london

Specifically the bit at the top where you get a view of the city skyline

“Ooh Jonty, come and play frisbee with daddy”

“ India darling, would you like hummus on your wholemeal pitta bread?”

“ Amalfi, stop teasing those dogs and get over here for your massage”


c***s
On that note, when you're in a restaurant and some posh parents have dressed their 3 year old in a full on 3 piece suit, sitting little lord fontleroy in front of the latest iPad.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 10:44 AM
silv
 
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On that note, when you're in a restaurant and some posh parents have dressed their 3 year old in a full on 3 piece suit, sitting little lord fontleroy in front of the latest iPad.
I always said I would never give my child youtube in a restaurant... sometimes its just gotta be done.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 02:28 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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I imagine hummus and pitta bread stopped being a delicasy for the upper middle quite some time ago.
He's from Benchill.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 02:59 PM
no fun
 
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He's from Benchill.
How f***ing dare you

I am from GOOD garden city, ie M23

It’s hark that was dragged up in the M22 ghetto
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 03:29 PM
windy waffles
 
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I always said I would never give my child youtube in a restaurant... sometimes its just gotta be done.
Guilty.

People knock it when they don't have kids...

When you do...it's a given if you want to have a nice meal...
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 03:41 PM
no fun
 
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Guilty.

People knock it when they don't have kids...

When you do...it's a given if you want to have a nice meal...
No problem with that providing the kid has headphones

On the train home from that London last night kid in the carriage was kept amused for 2 hours by kids tunes on her iPad....by stoke I was hoping the wheels on the bus ran over her legs
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 03:44 PM
est.1878
 
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No problem with that providing the kid has headphones

On the train home from that London last night kid in the carriage was kept amused for 2 hours by kids tunes on her iPad....by stoke I was hoping the wheels on the bus ran over her legs
Enjoy your trip, mate?
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 03:45 PM
windy waffles
 
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No problem with that providing the kid has headphones

On the train home from that London last night kid in the carriage was kept amused for 2 hours by kids tunes on her iPad....by stoke I was hoping the wheels on the bus ran over her legs
Always - I don't want to hear that shit as much as the table next to me.
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 03:47 PM
no fun
 
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Enjoy your trip, mate?
Couple of decent meals, decent bike ride, Sunderland fans were entertaining....but overall no....too many people, too many Union Jack flags, too many c***s
 
Unread 23-05-2022, 05:46 PM
Sparky***
 
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Primrose Hill Park in that london

Specifically the bit at the top where you get a view of the city skyline

“Ooh Jonty, come and play frisbee with daddy”

“ India darling, would you like hummus on your wholemeal pitta bread?”

“ Amalfi, stop teasing those dogs and get over here for your massage”


c***s
The f*** you doing in primrose hill? Visiting the kids?
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