Antonio Conte

Originally Posted by Vedder

Let’s be honest even if we had conte we’d still be shit. Everything we try doesn’t work. It’s like we’re £#%&!ing cursed

Yes, the curse kicked in 16 years ago.

i'd take Bill Conti at this point.

Originally Posted by elhombre

i'd take Bill Conti at this point.

I’d take Bill Cosby at this point.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’d take Bill Cosby at this point.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

I’d take Bill Cosby at this point.

I'd take Crosby, Stills and Nash at this point.

Now is the time...

Young as well.

Originally Posted by saffers

He’ll thrive with a group of players who are half asleep.

I’d take bing crosby at this point

I’d take @#%&!a Kinte at this point

I’d take any @#%&! at this point

Conte !! I'd hire either of the Charlton Brothers as is, never mind this guy. Of course we should get Conte in if the alternative is that fishy rat.

I’d take Scholes’ daughters toenails

probably not the most exciting of choices for me, but a serial title winner and can actually organise defences, so why not?

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Young as well.

Ashley?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Ashley?

I’d take him 👍

Originally Posted by MagnificentSeven

probably not the most exciting of choices for me, but a serial title winner and can actually organise defences, so why not?

I know where you're coming from but we need the sort of coaching he gives.

He'd drill the side, there would be a tactical plan, he'd be capable of managing in-game, we'd be hard to score against and hard to beat.

All the things we aren't under Ole.

Wasn't it Conte who signed Lukaku, Sanchez and Young from us? If so, I don't want him anywhere near United.

Ten Haag looks interesting, but I'd actually be up for giving LvG another go.

This squad is absolutely tailor-made for him.

Think he's exactly the sort of appointment we need tbh.

His teams are well organised, and aren't a complete soft touch as he doesn't suffer idiots or shirkers.

Currently we are disorganised mess and none of the players look like they know what they are doing. Oh, and the football is dire as well - so not really a mark against Conte, as we'd probably play better football ffs.