Michael Owen

I have to admit I preferred nights in watching Monty Python reruns or DVDs of my goals so far but they say teamwork makes the dream work so I got suited up.

What a #@&%!

Originally Posted by dunk

What a #@&%!

its not real.

surely.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

its not real.

surely.

This.

Buck wrote that himself I reckon. Can imagine it actually happening, too, so fair play to him.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Just checked and he scored one goal in that group too. Also a pen. Good shout

Not me pal - Batistuta, Del Piero and Lippi

Top scorer at Euro 96 too

Originally Posted by windy waffles

This.

Buck wrote that himself I reckon. Can imagine it actually happening, too, so fair play to him.

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Originally Posted by windy waffles

This.

Buck wrote that himself I reckon. Can imagine it actually happening, too, so fair play to him.

Nah can’t see Buck making shit up tbh.

You’ll be telling us all he stalks people over multiple forums next...

Not our buck.

the last minute winner against city, and his performance at leeds.

otherwise do one ysb.

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

Not me pal - Batistuta, Del Piero and Lippi

Top scorer at Euro 96 too

I'm not saying for a minute that the diminutive no10 Alessandro Del Piero wasn't told to study videos of Alan Shearer for his development, but sometimes things get exaggerated pal

If he knocks Owen out it makes up for his lack of trophies.

What a story. He went out for work drinks. Sat in the corner. And when an employee talked to him, he thought for a second they should be married. And he almost missed it to watch a DVD of himself.

And some people call him boring.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

What a story. He went out for work drinks. Sat in the corner. And when an employee talked to him, he thought for a second they should be married. And he almost missed it to watch a DVD of himself.

And some people call him boring.

Buck made it up pal.

Originally Posted by Buck

Originally Posted by Buck

Originally Posted by Buck

Originally Posted by Buck

Is that real?

'Louise, Louise, what do you reckon?"

100% real, as a bit of a Michael Owen completist I would date it at approximately Movember 2012

Originally Posted by Ethers

100% real, as a bit of a Michael Owen completist I would date it at approximately Movember 2012

Good work pal, remember it well.....

Absolute £#%&!ing goblin @#%&!.....him obv.

Originally Posted by Paul Smith

Also said he had an massive #@&%!.

more than likely he said he was a massive #@&%!

Believe what you like lads, no skin off my nose.

I also stopped him getting @#%&!ted after he came on to some lads bird in The Rectory - whilst the lad was stood right next to her.

I almost admired his cheek at the time.

Originally Posted by Paul Smith

Believe what you like lads, no skin off my nose.

I also stopped him getting @#%&!ted after he came on to some lads bird in The Rectory - whilst the lad was stood right next to her.

I almost admired his cheek at the time.