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Unread 04-03-2018, 12:29 PM
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Had a nest of them outside a couple of years back. The stray cats took care of them with beautiful efficiency.

Every morning for about a week a dead young rat outside the back door, the last one to be killed must have been the mother as it was a huge cunt. Happened during the daylight, big tomcat flushed her out of the dense ivy growing up the back wall of the house next door, and two more cats were waiting on the ground, one quick chomp and she was dead.

Filthy fuckers, never seen one since, always worth having a cat prowling about your garden.

Mice are a nuisance but rats around the place, fuck off
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 03:03 PM
wiganste
 
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What were their names?
Mark, Jeremy, Super Hans and Dinky
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 03:04 PM
believe
 
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What were their names?
Caz....
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 03:11 PM
wiganste
 
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Caz....
Jesus lad. 10 year old out of date jokes.
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 03:14 PM
believe
 
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Jesus lad. 10 year old out of date jokes.
Still quite topical in this sense I reckon
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 04:39 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Caz....
Thought she just ate them?
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 04:45 PM
wiganste
 
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Still quite topical in this sense I reckon
Maybe. But I wouldnít be that snide naming my ace rats after that waste of skin
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 05:05 PM
believe
 
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Maybe. But I wouldnít be that snide naming my ace rats after that waste of skin
Itís ten years pal, let it go
 
Unread 04-03-2018, 05:07 PM
wiganste
 
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Itís ten years pal, let it go
you're a cunt pal
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