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Unread 01-01-2018, 11:17 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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it didn't. i think the fact i was pissed up and still singing united songs to myself at about 3am put her off a bit. bloody women.

yaldy!
still locked
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 11:26 AM
waynes ear's
 
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it didn't. I think the fact i was pissed up and still singing united songs to myself at about 3am put her off a bit. Bloody women.

Yaldy!


uni ted why wont she go down on me?
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 11:28 AM
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uni ted why wont she go down on me?
With a Knick knack paddywack Duckworth has a bone

He’ll be having sex alone
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 11:33 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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it didn't. i think the fact i was pissed up and still singing united songs to myself at about 3am put her off a bit. bloody women.

yaldy!
Hope you’re not driving today Jack....

Lock bloody Lomond over here...
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 12:32 PM
King Schlong
 
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Alcohol, feet and barbed wire fences don't mix. Don't do it kids.

Just about to mooch to a+e with a ripped up club foot. All for a 2 minute short cut. Fucking mong.
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 12:43 PM
silv
 
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Alcohol, feet and barbed wire fences don't mix. Don't do it kids.

Just about to mooch to a+e with a ripped up club foot. All for a 2 minute short cut. Fucking mong.
Did you climb a fence barefoot??
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 12:50 PM
Fat Al
 
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it didn't. i think the fact i was pissed up and still singing united songs to myself at about 3am put her off a bit. bloody women.

yaldy!
20 wanks, 20 wanks for Jack Duckworth
20 wanks, 20 wanks he'll have
20 wank, 20 wanks for Jack Duckworth
Cos his missus won't suck him off.
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 12:50 PM
King Schlong
 
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Did you climb a fence barefoot??
Unfortunately. Wasn't even that smashed, was done on but not destroyed like the old days Bit of a short cut new trainers didn't want to risk wrecking (i know fucking ridiculous idea) and this is the situation.

Foot looks like a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi.

This is why i don't sesh anymore. Start thinking with female logic and do daft shit.
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 01:14 PM
silv
 
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Unfortunately. Wasn't even that smashed, was done on but not destroyed like the old days Bit of a short cut new trainers didn't want to risk wrecking (i know fucking ridiculous idea) and this is the situation.

Foot looks like a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi.

This is why i don't sesh anymore. Start thinking with female logic and do daft shit.
Pic please

Ffs proper piss head logic that. Off work??
 
Unread 01-01-2018, 02:42 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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A party with my wife's friends. I'll be stuck with their husbands who are a bunch of total CODers.
Wtf ?

Hurt 😞

Did bistro in NQ , then comedy store . Bit shit after party tbh - so Just went back to the hotel

Wasn’t that pissed tbf

Last edited by Child of Darkness; 01-01-2018 at 02:52 PM.
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