Young got poo in his mouth

Originally Posted by irk

just think of all the pieces of blind fate that have got to come together for that shit to land right in his stupid flapping mouth at that moment. it's like everything in his life was leading up to that moment. he's been headed towards that turdy mouth from the moment he was born.

maybe there is a god.

ffs

Best player on the pre-season tour. Corner turned under van Gaal..

Too precise to be anything other than intentional. Even birds know.

Best unsexy bird shitting in a mouth moment ever.

Two left feet and no cups?

Seems appropriate for one of the chief shit@#%&!s in the squad

Bet hes getting ribbed like £#%&! by Ando

Originally Posted by Barcabal

Bet hes getting ribbed like £#%&! by Ando

Ando would have swallowed it

Originally Posted by Billy Bigbollox

Ando would have swallowed it

Ando would have chased it down for seconds. Then ate the bird. Then found it's nest and eaten it's eggs. Then posted a picture of him with bird shit all over his face on Instagram.


If that would have happened to him in year seven at school he would have probably had to kill himself. Too little too late Bird.

Originally Posted by dunk

Best player on the pre-season tour. Corner turned under van Gaal..

Played OK when there was no pressure, in other words. Shows he is a cowardly shithouse, like far too many of our squad.

Out of position in the second half, doubt he's ever played left fullback in his life. But we sold two leftbacks and bought one for megabucks and his arse is the size of Venezuela.