African Footballer in 'Lying about his age Shocker'

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

I remember Robben arriving at Chelsea looking about 40. He's like an old man now.

To be fair, it's obvious that plenty lie. Especially the Ghanaian and Nigerian lads. Beasts at youth football, then most semi-retired at 27

what a £#%&!ing joke these nations are. an absolute £#%&!ing embarrassment.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Know all about that. We used to get African lads imported into our school. Guys called Wilfred who were obviously £#%&!ing 25.
I remember one huge Nigerian lad who had a proper beard telling us he was married and had kids with his cousin back home.

Don't £#%&! with them in football at break times, btw

what school pol

Originally Posted by Aman27deep

Varane from RM might be one, too.

he looks about 12

20 today...

Originally Posted by dragflick

19 today...

20.

That's one £#%&!ing heavy paper round he's had.

Originally Posted by elhombre

20.

That's one £#%&!ing heavy paper round he's had.

That's what I said

Explains his monster physique anyway...

Originally Posted by dragflick

That's what I said

Explains his monster physique anyway...

Last edited by dragflick; Today at 11:36 AM.

It's £#%&!ing comical.

20.

He was born and raised in Belgium.

He's almost certainly 20.

Cut them in half and count the rings! its the only way.

Originally Posted by Lok

He was born and raised in Belgium.

He's almost certainly 20.

Not havin' it.