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Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 05:39 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 7,138
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Yep. Hadn't he only played four games in his...

Yep. Hadn't he only played four games in his entire Fulham career before we signed him?
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 04:04 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 449,068
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I do now. Thanks :cool:

I do now. Thanks :cool:
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 03:44 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 449,068
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Born Slippy - too perfect. I'd also like a...

Born Slippy - too perfect.

I'd also like a remix of Seal's 'Fly Like An Eagle' where they take the lyrics "Time keeps on slippin'," and just repeat the word "slippin'," for the whole thing.
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 03:34 AM
Replies: 4,008
Views: 449,068
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Short of doing a 'Leeds', Liverpool's implosion...

Short of doing a 'Leeds', Liverpool's implosion couldn't have been much sweeter, could it? Though I'm still hoping that Balotelli will break Sterling's foot after stamping on it following an argument...
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 03:23 AM
Replies: 4,216
Views: 402,457
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I think Ronnie is now only 49 goals off being...

I think Ronnie is now only 49 goals off being Madrid's all-time record goalscorer. Once he breaks that... it's on! :vigil:
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 03:20 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,963
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Sneaky bid for Ched Evans? :cool:

Sneaky bid for Ched Evans? :cool:
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 02-11-2014, 02:57 AM
Replies: 1,015
Views: 35,847
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I'd also like to see Toure announce his...

I'd also like to see Toure announce his retirement from football due to developing diabetes following too much cake.
Forum: Football 02-11-2014, 02:33 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,963
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I too was in tears when we signed him...

I too was in tears when we signed him...
Forum: Football 01-09-2014, 04:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,924
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
He's still a smarmy @#%&!.

He's still a smarmy @#%&!.
Forum: Football 05-08-2014, 03:01 AM
Replies: 610
Views: 29,065
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
They do realise that United weren't at...

They do realise that United weren't at full-strength, don't they? :loco:
Forum: Football 05-08-2014, 01:08 AM
Replies: 610
Views: 29,065
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Dunk is going to hammer Little Pea for that.

Dunk is going to hammer Little Pea for that.
Forum: Football 05-08-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 610
Views: 29,065
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Rooney captain :eek:

Rooney captain :eek:
Forum: Football 11-07-2014, 02:09 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,565
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Haven't you heard, pal? They're signing Bony.

Haven't you heard, pal? They're signing Bony.
Forum: Football 10-02-2014, 04:06 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,966
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
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Forum: Football 03-09-2013, 01:21 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,318
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Thanks, Jake. I'll have nightmares over that...

Thanks, Jake. I'll have nightmares over that midfield.
Forum: Football 03-09-2013, 12:11 AM
Replies: 5,901
Views: 370,444
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Against Carrick in central defence. I don't think...

Against Carrick in central defence. I don't think is knee-jerk; I'm basing this on his entire Everton career. Let's hope I'm wrong.
Forum: Football 02-09-2013, 11:50 PM
Replies: 5,901
Views: 370,444
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Jesus wept. I know I feel like crying. We've just...

Jesus wept. I know I feel like crying. We've just pissed away money on this clumsy oaf. I wouldn't actually mind if he'd be signed as backup, but he's first choice.
Forum: Football 02-09-2013, 01:55 PM
Replies: 1,337
Views: 48,687
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Yes, but we also had the best manager in the...

Yes, but we also had the best manager in the history of English football...
Forum: Football 02-09-2013, 03:08 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,990
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
All of the strikers you mentioned had World Class...

All of the strikers you mentioned had World Class midfielders behind them...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 02-09-2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 1,157
Views: 34,329
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I'm sure Throb's a contrarian computer program...

I'm sure Throb's a contrarian computer program gone rogue. No human being could possibly spout/believe such shite unless they were a Liverpool fan.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 01-09-2013, 01:09 PM
Replies: 1,157
Views: 34,329
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
I suspect we will after you giving Woodward and...

I suspect we will after you giving Woodward and Moyes the idea of bringing Sir Bobby out of retirement.

Classic Reds :cool:
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 01-09-2013, 01:01 PM
Replies: 1,157
Views: 34,329
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
It's Liverpool's Cup Final pal; the biggest game...

It's Liverpool's Cup Final pal; the biggest game of their season. They'll give it everything.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 01-09-2013, 12:59 PM
Replies: 1,157
Views: 34,329
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
We all love Giggsy, but he shouldn't be starting...

We all love Giggsy, but he shouldn't be starting Liverpool's Cup Final at his age. Giggs in the squad - great. Giggs starting - not so great...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 01-09-2013, 12:54 PM
Replies: 1,157
Views: 34,329
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Young? £#%&!ing Young? In a derby? Against...

Young? £#%&!ing Young? In a derby? Against Liverpool? The coward will shit himself and go and pick up his 140k a week or whatever obscene amount he's on. :mad:
Forum: Football 30-08-2013, 03:06 PM
Replies: 5,901
Views: 370,444
Posted By Agent Dale Cooper
Christ. Were he arriving as a squad player I'd be...

Christ. Were he arriving as a squad player I'd be happy, but he'll be our new number 7...
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