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Forum: Football 14-04-2024, 03:31 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 4,929
Posted By Knockers
Let Liverpool win it. We were all happier when...

Let Liverpool win it. We were all happier when they were miles ahead of us in league titles.

Anyone who ‘isn’t arsed’ about City is either lying or from Plymouth.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 07-04-2024, 04:46 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 12,515
Posted By Knockers
Pretty little thing isn’t he.

Pretty little thing isn’t he.
Forum: Football 05-04-2024, 12:36 PM
Replies: 391
Views: 10,728
Posted By Knockers
The hapless bald get is gong to mastermind a...

The hapless bald get is gong to mastermind a last-minute win against Arsenal to hand City/Liverpool the league.

Give it Rangnick so we can collapse properly.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 04-04-2024, 08:50 PM
Replies: 526
Views: 13,980
Posted By Knockers
I can’t remember Casemiro ever having a great...

I can’t remember Casemiro ever having a great game tbh. Think he scored a few headers….I forget. One of the most overrated players I think we’ve ever had.
Forum: Football 22-03-2024, 07:33 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,101
Posted By Knockers
I wasn’t at the match but on tv it sounded like...

I wasn’t at the match but on tv it sounded like thousands were at it with ‘The Sun was right’.

I can’t think of anything I’ve cringed at more, but then I’ve long since given up on most of our...
Forum: Football 17-03-2024, 09:20 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,193
Posted By Knockers
Just hope Moby and the world’s biggest man...

Just hope Moby and the world’s biggest man survived the goon.
Forum: Football 17-03-2024, 09:11 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 5,468
Posted By Knockers
Simultaneously think he’s shit but is also maybe...

Simultaneously think he’s shit but is also maybe our most important player. Fist-pumping and acting up when we score is prob more effective than the odd decent tackle. If he played for Klopp’s...
Forum: Football 17-03-2024, 08:21 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 6,591
Posted By Knockers
They’re more buzzing than we were. They seem to...

They’re more buzzing than we were.
They seem to adore him. Give him a run, £#%&! it.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 17-03-2024, 05:54 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 29,232
Posted By Knockers
It is. ‘The Sun was right you’re murderers’ makes...

It is. ‘The Sun was right you’re murderers’ makes me cringe more than catching my own father £#%&!.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 17-03-2024, 05:40 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 29,232
Posted By Knockers
That Sir Bobsleigh handsome @#%&! is decent

That Sir Bobsleigh handsome @#%&! is decent
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 17-03-2024, 05:22 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 29,232
Posted By Knockers
Nail on the head. They’re not scared of him,...

Nail on the head.
They’re not scared of him, they’re don’t respect him, they don’t listen to him. ‘They’ might be a bunch of #@&%!s but you play the cards you’re dealt.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 17-03-2024, 05:04 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 29,232
Posted By Knockers
If that’s Utd singing your support is £#%&!ing...

If that’s Utd singing your support is £#%&!ing shit I want to die. Does anyone go to the match now apart from #@&%!s?
Forum: Football 15-03-2024, 10:59 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 635
Posted By Knockers
He doesn’t belong to us. This should be on...

He doesn’t belong to us. This should be on Blueview3. Let him be their moral dilemma.

Ian Wright > Blue Peter
Forum: Football 15-03-2024, 10:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 635
Posted By Knockers
£#%&! me. £#%&!ing hell. Jesus Christ. United...

£#%&! me. £#%&!ing hell.
Jesus Christ.
United are cooked. Done. Have been for years. The second he completed his first cartwheel he should’ve been strafed.
Ince and Hughes stole apples. Schmeichel...
Forum: Football 10-03-2024, 06:32 PM
Replies: 133
Views: 6,092
Posted By Knockers
Will Neville ever climb out of Liverpool’s arse?...

Will Neville ever climb out of Liverpool’s arse? I can see him getting a tattoo. Tit.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 03-03-2024, 05:55 PM
Replies: 436
Views: 13,219
Posted By Knockers
Will Neville £#%&! off the £#%&!ing simple yonner...

Will Neville £#%&! off the £#%&!ing simple yonner #@&%!
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 28-02-2024, 09:58 PM
Replies: 351
Views: 8,229
Posted By Knockers
I’m bored out of my brain. This is so joyless.

I’m bored out of my brain.
This is so joyless.
Forum: Football 20-02-2024, 04:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 939
Posted By Knockers
Always kicked off at Whalley Range. Played these...

Always kicked off at Whalley Range. Played these mental South Americans once and the gnarliest @#%&! stuck his fingers in my eyes like I was a bowling ball. I’m only fairly pequeño. I’m not trying to...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 18-02-2024, 07:37 PM
Replies: 391
Views: 10,381
Posted By Knockers
:cool: We’ve never been any different and...

:cool:

We’ve never been any different and nor should we. The unknown. Excitement. Anxiety reds.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 11-02-2024, 06:24 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 13,175
Posted By Knockers
Maguire’s been good imho. Cream knows what...

Maguire’s been good imho.

Cream knows what time it is.

https://x.com/prolecat/status/1756730498078867679?s=46
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 11-02-2024, 06:21 PM
Replies: 423
Views: 13,175
Posted By Knockers
Just the thought of his stupid brain injury voice...

Just the thought of his stupid brain injury voice gives me conniptions now. Unbearable. The vibe of a cringey stepdad who ends up being the murderer.
Forum: Football 26-01-2024, 09:07 PM
Replies: 202
Views: 9,867
Posted By Knockers
We should give him some calpol and pay him a...

We should give him some calpol and pay him a billion pounds a year.
Forum: Football 20-01-2024, 08:33 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,762
Posted By Knockers
100%. Either kill him in public or shut the £#%&!...

100%. Either kill him in public or shut the £#%&! up. A walking ick, the lad.
Forum: Football 19-01-2024, 08:40 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,762
Posted By Knockers
I feel the same about Shoe-Michael as Phil...

I feel the same about Shoe-Michael as Phil Leotardo did about that animal Blundetto. I’m delighted Keane sparked him, the ugly snowman-looking Judas blue @#%&!. I’m sure us losing the league in 95 was...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 14-01-2024, 07:26 PM
Replies: 556
Views: 15,242
Posted By Knockers
Neville is one nauseating virgin #@&%!. ...

Neville is one nauseating virgin #@&%!.

Talking like we’ve been beaten 10-0.
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