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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 02:35 PM
Replies: 6,058
Views: 257,212
Posted By Patty_b
Reminds me of that Chris Rock routine. When...

Reminds me of that Chris Rock routine.

When you introduce your new girlfriend to your mates they think "Oh, she's really nice, I want to meet someone like her one day."

When your girlfriend...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 12:54 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
Gonna back-fire for the DM when someone finds out...

Gonna back-fire for the DM when someone finds out he has a swastika tattooed on his neck.

Then again, maybe not.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 12:29 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
Yeah, that pig-interferer walked as soon as he...

Yeah, that pig-interferer walked as soon as he could after the vote. What he said in the run means absolutely bugger all.

Unless you want to live in a world where sound bites from politicians are...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics Yesterday, 12:19 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
And you're refused the chance to turn around,...

And you're refused the chance to turn around, that's what it's all about!
Forum: Football Yesterday, 12:17 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,857
Posted By Patty_b
It's peak Pogba. Right before a derby he puts the...

It's peak Pogba. Right before a derby he puts the club and his manager in an awkward position like that. Even Alice Cooper knows what Pogba is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
...
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:10 AM
Replies: 6,058
Views: 257,212
Posted By Patty_b
I'm sure Nanny would help steer JRM through the...

I'm sure Nanny would help steer JRM through the Spartan lifestyle no problem.
Forum: Food and Drink Yesterday, 10:31 AM
Replies: 320
Views: 9,073
Posted By Patty_b
Thumbs up Double it up and you've got yourself a really...

Double it up and you've got yourself a really good start to the day there.
Forum: Football Yesterday, 09:23 AM
Replies: 337
Views: 14,779
Posted By Patty_b
What a Woodward :smh: Horrible bullshitter...

What a Woodward :smh:

Horrible bullshitter of the worst kind. No wonder Mou and LVG went insane with this c*** lying through his teeth and undermining them at every opportunity.
Forum: Gaming 17-10-2019, 08:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 187
Posted By Patty_b
Classics :cool: I'd add Commander Keen and...

Classics :cool:

I'd add Commander Keen and Prince of Persia to that.

Think I'll have to have a good play on that site tomorrow night.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 07:39 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
There's going to be an election no matter what....

There's going to be an election no matter what. Boris needs to extend his majority in parliament. Can't see him being happy carrying on with his minority in parliament for the foreseeable future.
Forum: Gamblers Anonymous 17-10-2019, 07:36 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 90
Posted By Patty_b
Stuck a fiver in last year, got about 8.00 after...

Stuck a fiver in last year, got about 8.00 after a couple of weeks stuck it all on Mctominay up to 17.00 now :cool:

Don't see much money in it personally, especially now. The top players were...
Forum: Football 17-10-2019, 06:30 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 539
Posted By Patty_b
Wasn't part of his defence that if planting a...

Wasn't part of his defence that if planting a kiss on somebody without their permission is sexual assault, he's been sexual assaulted hundreds of times.

Fair point tbh.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 06:28 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,826
Posted By Patty_b
https://i.giphy.com/media/L4HWjj0sIXYty/giphy.webp

https://i.giphy.com/media/L4HWjj0sIXYty/giphy.webp
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 02:58 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 380
Posted By Patty_b
Give it a hundred years or so and we'll be...

Give it a hundred years or so and we'll be pulling down statues of people who drove 4x4's and ate meat.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 02:44 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
What Juncker said...

What Juncker said...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 02:34 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure some from the...

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure some from the EU said the same thing after negotiations with May, then welcomed an extension when it was requested.

f*** knows anymore.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 01:52 PM
Replies: 676
Views: 14,475
Posted By Patty_b
Not sure about that, it's possible that they are...

Not sure about that, it's possible that they are looking for work and signing on, maybe there's legitimately no work available in their area for them.

But it seems as though the government have...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 01:40 PM
Replies: 676
Views: 14,475
Posted By Patty_b
The figures that weren't included aren't people...

The figures that weren't included aren't people who can't work, but:
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 01:38 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
Party politics, and not voting through a 'tory...

Party politics, and not voting through a 'tory brexit'.

I'm not saying it's right or what they should do, but I reckon it's what will happen.

They've already issued a statement calling it...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 01:29 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
Don't see that happening tbh from the party...

Don't see that happening tbh from the party politics side of it.

The DUP telling Boris (sorry no fun) to f-off gives Labour a license to take a big steamy dump all over it in parliament. Along...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 01:05 PM
Replies: 307
Views: 5,043
Posted By Patty_b
DUP have released a statement categorically...

DUP have released a statement categorically saying they will not support the deal. On it goes from the looks of it :vigil:.

https://twitter.com/skydavidblevins/status/1184801259586539520
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 12:49 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 769
Posted By Patty_b
Falls into my 'c***' category personally, albeit...

Falls into my 'c***' category personally, albeit a talented c***.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 12:45 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 769
Posted By Patty_b
Thumbs up This. I quite like calling him Boris. Has...

This.

I quite like calling him Boris. Has there ever been a Boris who isn't a coward or a c***?
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 11:59 AM
Replies: 676
Views: 14,475
Posted By Patty_b
Blind Golden Retrievers?

Blind Golden Retrievers?
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 17-10-2019, 11:55 AM
Replies: 676
Views: 14,475
Posted By Patty_b
They removed those people from the figures.

They removed those people from the figures.
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