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Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 07-04-2024, 06:30 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 12,630
Posted By measlyshark
Wasn't a penalty.

Wasn't a penalty.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 07-04-2024, 12:34 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 12,630
Posted By measlyshark
Here's a question. Why don't you just...

Here's a question.

Why don't you just £#%&!ing do one you utter £#%&!stain of a @#%&!.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 30-03-2024, 10:02 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 8,836
Posted By measlyshark
No it's not.

No it's not.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 30-03-2024, 09:54 PM
Replies: 331
Views: 8,836
Posted By measlyshark
Wife's just said, Brentford where the £#%&! is...

Wife's just said, Brentford where the £#%&! is that?

Couldn't answer.
Forum: Football 25-02-2024, 12:30 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 514
Posted By measlyshark
Should he learn to spell? Spend time at a small...

Should he learn to spell? Spend time at a small Welsh village?
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 02-02-2024, 07:38 AM
Replies: 580
Views: 13,409
Posted By measlyshark
Read this out of context and genuinely first...

Read this out of context and genuinely first thought was 'what the £#%&! has Neville said now?'
Forum: Football 30-01-2024, 09:37 AM
Replies: 3,183
Views: 162,943
Posted By measlyshark
This, but also....new to this place?

This, but also....new to this place?
Forum: Football 08-01-2024, 01:09 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 3,931
Posted By measlyshark
6 Vs 2 and 3 syllables....

6 Vs 2 and 3 syllables....
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 27-12-2023, 11:50 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 19,334
Posted By measlyshark
One of my best boxing days ever, all down to the...

One of my best boxing days ever, all down to the result. Ended up in a shit Cornish Nightclub just to piss my daughter off because I was buzzing to £#%&! from the result, Was tempted to talk about...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 27-12-2023, 09:12 PM
Replies: 546
Views: 19,334
Posted By measlyshark
It's £#%&!ing amazing what a result like that...

It's £#%&!ing amazing what a result like that does. Changed the whole family dynamic, kids (and me) happy as £#%&! from being proper pissed off. Up the reds.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 24-12-2023, 11:46 AM
Replies: 387
Views: 11,417
Posted By measlyshark
We are. There seems to be a discussion on here...

We are. There seems to be a discussion on here about who is to blame.....owners, manager or players. They're all @#%&!s.
Forum: Football 23-12-2023, 07:24 PM
Replies: 2,879
Views: 118,000
Posted By measlyshark
It's £#%&!ing shite. I can live with it as I've...

It's £#%&!ing shite. I can live with it as I've seen the shite before. I feel sorry for the kids. My youngest is obsessed and seeing him totally disinterested in the match because of the total £#%&!...
Forum: Football 27-11-2023, 09:37 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 9,931
Posted By measlyshark
It's a £#%&!ing art-form.

It's a £#%&!ing art-form.
Forum: Football 19-11-2023, 10:25 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,682
Posted By measlyshark
The 45,000 people who went today?

The 45,000 people who went today?
Forum: Football 14-11-2023, 07:14 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,868
Posted By measlyshark
Cousin took his 10 year old to a similar away,...

Cousin took his 10 year old to a similar away, got worse for wear and phoned his Mrs. Probably wasn't a good idea to ask how said son had got on at school that day....
Forum: Football 10-11-2023, 11:01 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,946
Posted By measlyshark
I like the cut of his jib. I've not told my kids...

I like the cut of his jib. I've not told my kids who to support but have made it clear I wouldn't speak to them, probably wouldn't be able to look at them, if they supported anyone but Utd....
Forum: Football 05-11-2023, 11:53 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 5,839
Posted By measlyshark
I've forgotten. ...

I've forgotten.

https://www.bigissue.com/news/housing/gary-neville-ryan-giggs-let-homeless-hotel-squatters-stay-winter/
...
Forum: Football 04-11-2023, 07:34 PM
Replies: 3,183
Views: 162,943
Posted By measlyshark
He hasn't got any....shoulders that is.

He hasn't got any....shoulders that is.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 04-11-2023, 02:16 PM
Replies: 433
Views: 11,452
Posted By measlyshark
You can't say that. You should have said he...

You can't say that.

You should have said he is an idiot, which is the lowest bracket of IQ for #@&%!s/people with mental #@&%!ation (0-25).
Forum: Football 02-11-2023, 09:22 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 5,067
Posted By measlyshark
I put my name down to 'out' because it was 72-0...

I put my name down to 'out' because it was 72-0 in the other direction, not because I thought it should happen. But £#%&! me, he's got to change things fairly swiftly.....
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 01-11-2023, 10:08 PM
Replies: 380
Views: 12,534
Posted By measlyshark
Basler?

Basler?
Forum: Football 29-10-2023, 02:29 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,113
Posted By measlyshark
Softarse @#%&!. utd to win 2-0.

Softarse @#%&!. utd to win 2-0.
Forum: Football 27-10-2023, 11:15 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 715
Posted By measlyshark
£#%&!in horrible question. It's worse than Israel...

£#%&!in horrible question. It's worse than Israel vs Palestine.

£#%&! it. Edging Mason, even though he is a @#%&!.

You are a batsard for asking though :D
Forum: Football 26-10-2023, 11:18 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 9,931
Posted By measlyshark
Please, please, please try to understand how to...

Please, please, please try to understand how to use a comma.

In respect of this, Bunks is right....a load of %@#$&!s.
Forum: Football 24-10-2023, 11:55 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 6,840
Posted By measlyshark
£#%&!ing hell, that's art.

£#%&!ing hell, that's art.
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