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Forum: Football 17-04-2014, 11:20 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 6,969
Posted By quackhandle
I used to prefer working the night shift at...

I used to prefer working the night shift at Prestwich Hospital for much the same reason. Patients had to be in bed by midnight, so then it was only the other staff you had to put up with. It wasn't...
Forum: Football 04-07-2013, 11:08 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 3,834
Posted By quackhandle
"If it doesn't come off, stand there with your...

"If it doesn't come off, stand there with your hands on your hips looking at the ref. "
Forum: Football 04-07-2013, 09:26 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 8,580
Posted By quackhandle
She runs a "health food" shop that Phil's always...

She runs a "health food" shop that Phil's always plugging on twitter. Judging by what she sells and how she sells it, she's a total crackpot. My missus is a bit like this - believes in every alt-med...
Forum: Football 05-03-2013, 11:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,009
Posted By quackhandle
clearly not dangerous at all in comparison to...

clearly not dangerous at all in comparison to trying to control a ball
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 23-02-2013, 04:26 PM
Replies: 447
Views: 16,828
Posted By quackhandle
he must have a foot like a traction engine.

he must have a foot like a traction engine.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 23-02-2013, 04:25 PM
Replies: 447
Views: 16,828
Posted By quackhandle
£#%&! me, what a goal.

£#%&! me, what a goal.
Forum: Football 20-02-2013, 08:50 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 5,485
Posted By quackhandle
thought my stream was £#%&!ed for a minute, looks...

thought my stream was £#%&!ed for a minute, looks like a badly mixed cocktail
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 15-12-2012, 03:11 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 14,304
Posted By quackhandle
I think we'll get one at least.

I think we'll get one at least.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 10-12-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 1,344
Views: 54,758
Posted By quackhandle
http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/v...

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vladek.gif
Forum: Football 20-05-2012, 09:06 AM
Replies: 815
Views: 30,050
Posted By quackhandle
Somewhere on the internet, there's a bavarian on...

Somewhere on the internet, there's a bavarian on a football forum saying "Ich habe meinen Arsch gesehen"
Forum: Football 19-05-2012, 09:39 PM
Replies: 815
Views: 30,050
Posted By quackhandle
Was just thinking exactly that :eek:

Was just thinking exactly that :eek:
Forum: Football 06-05-2012, 12:40 PM
Replies: 505
Views: 16,766
Posted By quackhandle
Papiss Demba Cisse ‏ @CissePapiss let's get...

Papiss Demba Cisse ‏ @CissePapiss
let's get ready to rumble @antanddec can't wait for kick off haway the lads toon toon "
Forum: Football 24-04-2012, 10:07 PM
Replies: 948
Views: 24,760
Posted By quackhandle
You have seen Luiz play, yes?

You have seen Luiz play, yes?
Forum: Football 15-04-2012, 08:01 PM
Replies: 600
Views: 17,664
Posted By quackhandle
Just imagine him alongside big Ando.

Just imagine him alongside big Ando.
Forum: Football 11-03-2012, 05:38 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 6,290
Posted By quackhandle
Berbatov, obv

Berbatov, obv
Forum: Football 08-03-2012, 03:09 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,223
Posted By quackhandle
I remember Fergie saying Djemba-Djemba caught his...

I remember Fergie saying Djemba-Djemba caught his eye when playing for Nantes at Old Trafford. Should have set off a few alarms bells, considering they got beat 5-1 and he was subbed off.
Forum: Football 27-02-2012, 10:26 PM
Replies: 1,522
Views: 109,086
Posted By quackhandle
Never seen a goal win a football match. It's all...

Never seen a goal win a football match. It's all about zones for me.
Forum: Football 03-02-2012, 08:52 PM
Replies: 719
Views: 42,071
Posted By quackhandle
Off twitter... :loco:

Off twitter...



:loco:
Forum: Football 25-01-2012, 10:52 PM
Replies: 364
Views: 11,063
Posted By quackhandle
Shanked it, nobody's getting on the end of that....

Shanked it, nobody's getting on the end of that. Get rid.
Forum: Football 25-01-2012, 10:49 PM
Replies: 364
Views: 11,063
Posted By quackhandle
Cracking goal. Busquets should be off for...

Cracking goal.

Busquets should be off for that challenge on Ronaldo. Course, he should be off for being a @#%&! anyway.

Pepe :D top wumming
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 14-01-2012, 03:44 PM
Replies: 358
Views: 15,027
Posted By quackhandle
Tombola must be broken.

Tombola must be broken.
Forum: Football 03-01-2012, 02:51 PM
Replies: 6,733
Views: 274,280
Posted By quackhandle
Granit Xhaka could be a rock in the centre of our...

Granit Xhaka could be a rock in the centre of our midfield
Forum: Football 11-12-2011, 06:52 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,247
Posted By quackhandle
5 mins Ferie time

5 mins Ferie time
Forum: Football 11-10-2011, 06:58 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,399
Posted By quackhandle
Re: In the 10 red cards given to England players since 1980

Nah, six matches for being party to such misinformation.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 28-09-2011, 01:43 AM
Replies: 670
Views: 19,772
Posted By quackhandle
Re: *Official* United v Basle Match Thread - Teams, Links and Complain about Berbatov In here!

Nope, 1-0 down.
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