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Forum: Football 24-02-2023, 01:53 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,999
Posted By General Woundwort
A forum for sad @#%&!s who post what they think...

A forum for sad @#%&!s who post what they think other sad @#%&!s will like. An original thought would kill them
Forum: Football 28-08-2021, 08:12 PM
Replies: 1,662
Views: 124,409
Posted By General Woundwort
This has made a disillusioned, miserable old @#%&!...

This has made a disillusioned, miserable old @#%&! extremely happy. Don't even care if he bombs (he £#%&!ing won't)
Forum: Football 04-07-2021, 11:58 PM
Replies: 217
Views: 21,254
Posted By General Woundwort
Got 6 minutes into a YouTube comp of him chasing...

Got 6 minutes into a YouTube comp of him chasing his own shit touch all over the park. The close control of Tony Adams. Its a no from me.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 27-05-2021, 12:01 AM
Replies: 1,224
Views: 49,587
Posted By General Woundwort
Took off Greenwood, brought on Fred. They...

Took off Greenwood, brought on Fred.

They were absolutely £#%&!ing shite.

Took off Greenwood, brought on Fred.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 11-04-2021, 05:13 PM
Replies: 456
Views: 20,511
Posted By General Woundwort
This ref. £#%&!ing hell

This ref. £#%&!ing hell
Forum: Football 15-02-2019, 12:57 AM
Replies: 1,425
Views: 76,442
Posted By General Woundwort
Think you may have missed the point despite...

Think you may have missed the point despite having it spelled out to you. Swagger yourself off to bed and try again tomorrow.
Forum: Football 15-02-2019, 12:42 AM
Replies: 1,425
Views: 76,442
Posted By General Woundwort
Thanks Keith. As it happens, I know way more...

Thanks Keith.

As it happens, I know way more blues than dippers. Not up for the dippers beating us 13-0 at OT on their way to a title we''d never hear the end of though. That may surprise you. You...
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 11:40 PM
Replies: 1,425
Views: 76,442
Posted By General Woundwort
Then you're a @#%&!

Then you're a @#%&!
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 07:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,638
Posted By General Woundwort
How come she's part of the package? Football is...

How come she's part of the package? Football is £#%&!ed.
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 02:47 PM
Replies: 390
Views: 28,148
Posted By General Woundwort
:o :turtle:

:o :turtle:
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 11:53 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 7,834
Posted By General Woundwort
Shit footballer, top psychic.

Shit footballer, top psychic.
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 11:46 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 7,834
Posted By General Woundwort
"Never fancied her anyway" He obviously...

"Never fancied her anyway"

He obviously found the whole experience a bit meh. Probably a bit weirded out, too.
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 10:43 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 7,834
Posted By General Woundwort
Rattled

Rattled
Forum: Football 14-02-2019, 02:25 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 7,834
Posted By General Woundwort
Did he have papers proving his Irish heritage or...

Did he have papers proving his Irish heritage or did he qualify on looks alone?
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 12-02-2019, 11:08 PM
Replies: 686
Views: 22,938
Posted By General Woundwort
:D :D Good one, mate

:D :D

Good one, mate
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 12-02-2019, 03:25 PM
Replies: 686
Views: 22,938
Posted By General Woundwort
Got a great feeling about it :cool: Means £#%&!...

Got a great feeling about it :cool: Means £#%&! all except I won't be soiling myself in the run up to kick off.
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 12-02-2019, 03:23 PM
Replies: 686
Views: 22,938
Posted By General Woundwort
https://media3.giphy.com/media/vQqeT3AYg8S5O/200w....

https://media3.giphy.com/media/vQqeT3AYg8S5O/200w.webp?cid=19f5b51a5c62d062746c5a6573619b9b

3-1 United
Forum: Football 11-02-2019, 12:58 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,705
Posted By General Woundwort
Not sure anyone getting #@&%!y on an internet...

Not sure anyone getting #@&%!y on an internet forum is going to affect the outcome tbh. When the draw was made they were #@&%! of the walk and we were utterly, utterly shite. Now they're understrength...
Forum: Football 08-02-2019, 10:52 AM
Replies: 193
Views: 14,889
Posted By General Woundwort
Seriously, what the £#%&! has this hopeless...

Seriously, what the £#%&! has this hopeless farmhand @#%&! done to deserve a new deal? :confused:
Forum: Football 08-02-2019, 10:26 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 8,154
Posted By General Woundwort
Amazing 😁 Whoever burgled his house and gave him...

Amazing 😁 Whoever burgled his house and gave him an excuse to £#%&! off deserves a medal. Sits comfortably with Mark Bosnich and Roy Carroll as one of the 3 biggest @#%&!s to have turned out for us in...
Forum: Manchester United Match Thread Archive 03-02-2019, 05:59 PM
Replies: 422
Views: 11,475
Posted By General Woundwort
Sanchez was a statement signing. What we need is...

Sanchez was a statement signing. What we need is hungry players, in key positions, who are better than what we've got. A load of shite needs shipping out, too. Sanchez at the head of the queue.
Forum: Football 31-01-2019, 10:26 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 21,869
Posted By General Woundwort
Everton probably adapted a tennis ball machine to...

Everton probably adapted a tennis ball machine to fire footballs at his stupid chest for hours on end.
Forum: Football 29-01-2019, 07:33 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 21,869
Posted By General Woundwort
Pretty sure I'll never look at the bench and wish...

Pretty sure I'll never look at the bench and wish we had Fellaini sitting on it. Well, unless he stays and is already on the pitch.
Forum: Football 29-01-2019, 06:32 PM
Replies: 390
Views: 28,148
Posted By General Woundwort
Ballbag is one of the few people in football...

Ballbag is one of the few people in football against whom I'd side with Mourinho if such a requirement materialised.
Forum: Football 29-01-2019, 05:42 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 21,869
Posted By General Woundwort
Are we paying them?

Are we paying them?
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