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Forum: Off Topic 19-12-2019, 01:19 AM
Replies: 9,800
Views: 492,132
Posted By Crumps
Marley moron summersaulted in to the football...

Marley moron summersaulted in to the football cage today. He’s ridiculously pacey for a dog that resembles a sofa. Was having his mad 10 mins off his lead running in big circles up and down the hill...
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 19-12-2019, 01:12 AM
Replies: 507
Views: 18,623
Posted By Crumps
Sshhhhh no one likes a grass.

Sshhhhh no one likes a grass.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 19-12-2019, 12:52 AM
Replies: 507
Views: 18,623
Posted By Crumps
Love Shaun & Wildman prison and dealing vids....

Love Shaun & Wildman prison and dealing vids. What an interesting bloke too. He needs to get his version of ‘they're Lizard people’ to save his life so larger sections think he’s batshit.
Forum: Music 19-12-2019, 12:48 AM
Replies: 4,525
Views: 301,677
Posted By Crumps
New album soon https://youtu.be/6DvuHQ45a-U ...

New album soon
https://youtu.be/6DvuHQ45a-U

https://youtu.be/YV2Guv8l2FY

https://youtu.be/GL90ZmdjZrU


Should be so much bigger than he is but he’s uncontrollable and mental, once had a...
Forum: Food and Drink 05-12-2019, 12:42 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 634
Posted By Crumps
Will probs have something with my Christmas dinner as...

Will probs have something with my Christmas dinner as we are at some Hotel with her lot for Dinner this year. Probably get drunk for the first time since Boxing Day last year at my Mum and Dad’s. Wasn’t...
Forum: Off Topic 05-12-2019, 01:52 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,416
Posted By Crumps
Spock, Silv and Duckers :) How do, you great...

Spock, Silv and Duckers :)

How do, you great set of Bastards ya?
Forum: Football 05-12-2019, 01:47 AM
Replies: 662
Views: 38,598
Posted By Crumps
McT and Fred with Pogba ahead could be great....

McT and Fred with Pogba ahead could be great. Both were great tonight. Glad I went now.
Forum: Off Topic 04-12-2019, 03:22 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 3,416
Posted By Crumps
Just some noncey prick a few years older than me....

Just some noncey prick a few years older than me. People have tried to get us to make up. Have despised the c*** since I was 13. Battered him with a kosh not long after he joined the marines.
Forum: Football 03-12-2019, 06:37 PM
Replies: 428
Views: 11,344
Posted By Crumps
Make sure you mark the day before the last day on...

Make sure you mark the day before the last day on your calendar and pull the plug then.
Forum: Music 23-11-2019, 08:31 PM
Replies: 4,525
Views: 301,677
Posted By Crumps
Never see the lad in M8 anymore. Got ran off at...

Never see the lad in M8 anymore. Got ran off at the car and wash,
Young uns from the Waterloo estate really ain’t keen on the guy, pretends to be from Cheetham Hill/Crumpsall (Whitefield) and puts...
Forum: Off Topic 20-11-2019, 08:04 PM
Replies: 9,800
Views: 492,132
Posted By Crumps
:D My brothers got 2 of em. Ones as good as...

:D
My brothers got 2 of em. Ones as good as gold and the other is a giddy yappy f***wit. The good one is called Princess, always feel a twat if I have them out and call her. Other one is called...
Forum: Off Topic 20-11-2019, 07:35 PM
Replies: 9,800
Views: 492,132
Posted By Crumps
https://twitter.com/crumpsalliam/status/1195068784...

https://twitter.com/crumpsalliam/status/1195068784597450752?s=21

Got a timeshare dog, this fella now. :D Mate got him as a family dog last Christmas but his c*** ex was planning to f*** off and just...
Forum: Science & Technology 14-11-2019, 02:22 AM
Replies: 1,694
Views: 154,924
Posted By Crumps
Why you acting like we haven’t been speaking to...

Why you acting like we haven’t been speaking to each other through a cellar door at 3:50pm every day for the last year? Fuse in the freezer has gone too I think, Erica stinks...
Forum: Science & Technology 13-11-2019, 03:57 PM
Replies: 1,694
Views: 154,924
Posted By Crumps
Why’s the sky/sea blue again, mate?

Why’s the sky/sea blue again, mate?
Forum: Settled 25-08-2018, 08:56 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 6,162
Posted By Crumps
Logan is gonna knock him out here.

Logan is gonna knock him out here.
Forum: Off Topic 13-08-2018, 07:29 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,163
Posted By Crumps
We were talking about this at my mate’s funeral...

We were talking about this at my mate’s funeral last week so ‘Gary’. No little Garys running about is there?
Forum: TV / Film / Books / Arts 22-07-2018, 11:36 PM
Replies: 1,780
Views: 104,669
Posted By Crumps
Bet Bella Thorne is a Hell Cat. State of the...

Bet Bella Thorne is a Hell Cat. State of the fella she’s with too ModSun
Forum: Music 22-07-2018, 10:39 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,606
Posted By Crumps
Wife and Her mate’s are going. Have done for the...

Wife and Her mate’s are going. Have done for the last few years. Everyone seems to have a laugh at it tbh.
Forum: Football 19-07-2018, 01:30 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,195
Posted By Crumps
I scored more goals than Remi when I was in a...

I scored more goals than Remi when I was in a 5-a-side team with him, young Remi, Tunji and Bernard in net. Was to do with roller hockey and each team had to turn out a football team too, we were...
Forum: Off Topic 17-07-2018, 12:40 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,309
Posted By Crumps
They hurt but not as much as a car aerial. Now a...

They hurt but not as much as a car aerial. Now a whack off that across your back if you’re wearing just one thin layer is death welcoming.
Forum: Football 16-07-2018, 10:49 PM
Replies: 288
Views: 31,544
Posted By Crumps
The complete lack of respect Partoh’s ‘friends’...

The complete lack of respect Partoh’s ‘friends’ have for him is he real story, well that is what’s being bandied around a few of the WhatsApp groups. Heard through one that another had changed the...
Forum: TV / Film / Books / Arts 16-07-2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,860
Posted By Crumps
He was gonna play him but Mr Robot took over the...

He was gonna play him but Mr Robot took over the role.
Forum: Football 12-07-2018, 05:01 PM
Replies: 789
Views: 60,863
Posted By Crumps
Is properly 2 footed and just as good on the...

Is properly 2 footed and just as good on the right.
Forum: Football 10-07-2018, 06:45 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,195
Posted By Crumps
It is. BICC had a belter of a pitch too.

It is. BICC had a belter of a pitch too.
Forum: Off Topic 10-07-2018, 05:45 AM
Replies: 1,337
Views: 66,909
Posted By Crumps
Not been open that long and it’s already been a...

Not been open that long and it’s already been a Morrison’s, a Spar and a Local. Wouldn’t mind having a look at the flats above it tbh they look like they’d be massive.
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