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Forum: Football 16-02-2019, 08:36 PM
Replies: 429
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Posted By 5 Cantona's
Assuming you were laying into City for selling up...

Assuming you were laying into City for selling up to Abu Dhabi?

Bent over, tea towels outside Eastlands, camel jockeys etc?

Unless you were taking the piss?
Forum: Football 25-01-2019, 04:16 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,214
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Extra time then pens.

Extra time then pens.
Forum: Off Topic 30-12-2018, 08:17 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 759
Posted By 5 Cantona's
My Dad had it a few years back. As El says,...

My Dad had it a few years back.

As El says, try and stretch as much as you can.
The only pain releif that worked was slow release oral morphene.

Tramadol etc didn't touch it.
Forum: Football 28-07-2018, 11:03 PM
Replies: 312
Views: 12,150
Posted By 5 Cantona's
You been on the gear Scar?

You been on the gear Scar?
Forum: Football 21-07-2018, 09:08 PM
Replies: 1,150
Views: 76,918
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Commentator 'Rooney's' flick doesn't come off'...

Commentator 'Rooney's' flick doesn't come off' 'Rooney gives the ball away again.

Booked immediately after giving the ball away :D
Forum: Football 19-07-2018, 02:15 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 851
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Interesting to see how he gets on at a higher...

Interesting to see how he gets on at a higher standard.
Forum: Football 12-07-2018, 11:12 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,091
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Just looking at the bastards makes me angry. ...

Just looking at the bastards makes me angry.

Dreading the season.
Forum: Football 09-07-2018, 06:59 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 5,413
Posted By 5 Cantona's
The Argies have made a few teams look good this...

The Argies have made a few teams look good this WC.

Iceland
Croatia
France
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 09-07-2018, 11:41 AM
Replies: 938
Views: 33,589
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Try telling that to Lubbock.

Try telling that to Lubbock.
Forum: Off Topic 01-07-2018, 04:10 PM
Replies: 4,561
Views: 188,867
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Barstaff not doing a two part pour on a pint of...

Barstaff not doing a two part pour on a pint of Guinness.

Is it unreasonable to turf it back or is it a bit cunty?
Forum: Football 01-07-2018, 04:02 PM
Replies: 342
Views: 17,168
Posted By 5 Cantona's
The Sanchez deal must have taken a huge chunk out...

The Sanchez deal must have taken a huge chunk out of the wage budget.

Bled dry for some over the hill Woodward dick waving signing.
Forum: Off Topic 24-06-2018, 01:02 PM
Replies: 692
Views: 34,590
Posted By 5 Cantona's
:D

:D
Forum: Football 22-06-2018, 11:43 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,979
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Gutted for Dana White.

Gutted for Dana White.
Forum: Off Topic 17-06-2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,682
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Whatever nationality* they are in Sainsbury's car...

Whatever nationality* they are in Sainsbury's car park in Sale/Cheadle while I do the shopping.

Fiver.
*Iraqi I reckon.
Forum: Off Topic 17-06-2018, 06:41 AM
Replies: 692
Views: 34,590
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Cooking a perfectly poached egg.

Cooking a perfectly poached egg.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 02-06-2018, 05:15 PM
Replies: 763
Views: 21,804
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Do people refer to Gammon as in fat, pink faced...

Do people refer to Gammon as in fat, pink faced middle aged white men?
Forum: Football 19-05-2018, 08:47 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 20,804
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Superb.

Superb.
Forum: TV / Film / Books / Arts 11-05-2018, 10:34 AM
Replies: 4,173
Views: 237,962
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Chedwyn Evans in Head over Heels, Wilmslow.

Chedwyn Evans in Head over Heels, Wilmslow.
Forum: Football 06-05-2018, 08:28 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 21,331
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Oh snap :eek:

Oh snap :eek:
Forum: Football 05-05-2018, 07:41 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 471
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Have I spelt liberal wrong or something :D

Have I spelt liberal wrong or something :D
Forum: Football 05-05-2018, 07:35 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 471
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Thought as a liberal, you'd be well on it. ...

Thought as a liberal, you'd be well on it.

What a wrong with women's football pal?
Forum: Football 05-05-2018, 07:23 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 21,331
Posted By 5 Cantona's
Thumbs down Depends really, my Grandma had a stroke and had a...

Depends really, my Grandma had a stroke and had a pretty bad bleed on the brain.

Had to stay in hospital for months, was moved into a home and died a few months later.

She was never the same...
Forum: Football 05-05-2018, 06:57 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 21,331
Posted By 5 Cantona's
This. Heart sunk.

This.

Heart sunk.
Forum: News, Current Affairs & Politics 14-04-2018, 08:25 PM
Replies: 503
Views: 17,301
Posted By 5 Cantona's
From my (very) limited knowledge. USA, UK...

From my (very) limited knowledge.

USA, UK etc have seen their arse that Assad and Russia are 'winning'.

Fabricated chemical attack. There's the excuse to bomb.

All about oil. What a mess.
Forum: Football 13-04-2018, 11:23 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 5,137
Posted By 5 Cantona's
I'm not sure it is. They'll look to blitz them at...

I'm not sure it is. They'll look to blitz them at Anfield and nick one in Rome. Same as the City tie.
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