How many times have you shagged your Mrs / GF?

I've been doing some rough calculations (busy)

19 years - trying to work out an average

3 years pre living together. Probably stopped there 3 nights per week, repeat performances were more likely in those days, maybe 8 shags per week.

3 years living together pre kids. Own place - some weekends barely leaving the bedroom probably 6 shags per week.

13 years post kids - can be a bit feast or famine, but i reckon we average 2 per week

1248 + 936 + 1352 = 3536

not sure how accurate that really is.

But it concerns me that if my sums are accurate that it has taken 13 years post kids to have as much nookie as 3 years of shagging before we shacked up

I've been with mrs scholes for 11 years, married 6. Have 2 boys aged 10 and 5 so my calculations equate to:

16 shags

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

I've been with mrs scholes for 11 years, married 6. Have 2 boys aged 10 and 5 so my calculations equate to:

16 shags

I've never shagged my missus' girlfriend, but I'm working on it

a fair few

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

a fair few

So is that 3 or 3?

Not very much at the moment - the new arrival is only a couple of months old.

I suggested some other form of relief last night but it was late and she was tired.

Rather than say this to me, I made her explain herself to my c**k. I said, 'there's no point telling me you're tired, tell him, he's the one who suffers' before producing him from my boxers.

To be fair to her - she went down to his level and took the time to let him know that she was up in the night breastfeeding and was very tired etc. She said that she'd get things sorted in due course but just not at the moment.

I looked down on the both of them and nodded sincerely as if talking to a child. I added that he shouldn't be too disappointed and that we would all work together to ensure that he gets sorted out just as soon as possible.

He took the whole thing really well and looked fairly uninterested throughout apart from a brief period of confusion brought about by the fresh air and proximity of a girls face.

We all concluded that he was a nice guy and we should make more time for him.

I shagged my ex wife... I ran off with her sister and took all our savings. MOTWYW.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

I shagged my ex wife... I ran off with her sister and took all our savings. MOTWYW.

dude

I've shagged yours a few times, too. Not into double figures yet, mind.