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Old 05-02-2008, 11:01 AM
George Bestial
 
Default 5 'life's simple pleasures'

Taking a brisk Autumn walk
Having a good shower
Sleeping in a really warm bed next to a beautiful girl
Dipping bread in soup
Exchanging a smile with a stranger in the street
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:02 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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Having your balls played with by a woman
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:11 AM
Kim Jong-il
 
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Smoking a fat skunk spliff.
Drinking a nice single malt.
Doing a fat line of coke.
Getting noshed.
Watching Utd.
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:12 AM
Ed Sullivan
 
Default George...

This is very similar to your (quite brilliant ) 5 things 'I'm currently enjoying' threads.
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:16 AM
The Real Roxanne
 
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1. The bus arriving at the bus stop at the same time as you.
2. A coal fire.
3. Sticking up for Ike Turner.
4. Getting your wife to wear her Sailor Moon costume.
5. Finding 20 or more on the street.
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:17 AM
dunk
 
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The squeeze of a hug from your 1 year old daughter.
Becoming totally absorbed in a book
A Fillet Steak sandwich
The feeling of relief and exhilaration when an important goal is scored
Squeezing a massive spot
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:18 AM
Zorg
 
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Having a good honest w***.
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:20 AM
The Real Roxanne
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zorg
Having a good honest w***.
What's a dishonest w***? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:22 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Roxanne
What's a dishonest w***? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?
i was about to say the same
 
Old 05-02-2008, 11:23 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Roxanne
What's a dishonest w***? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?
You filthy animal... at least you could use a t-shirt or some grudders to catch the spillage...
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