5 'life's simple pleasures'

Taking a brisk Autumn walk
Having a good shower
Sleeping in a really warm bed next to a beautiful girl
Dipping bread in soup
Exchanging a smile with a stranger in the street

Having your balls played with by a woman

Smoking a fat skunk spliff.
Drinking a nice single malt.
Doing a fat line of coke.
Getting noshed.
Watching Utd.

This is very similar to your (quite brilliant ) 5 things 'I'm currently enjoying' threads.

1. The bus arriving at the bus stop at the same time as you.
2. A coal fire.
3. Sticking up for Ike Turner.
4. Getting your wife to wear her Sailor Moon costume.
5. Finding £20 or more on the street.

The squeeze of a hug from your 1 year old daughter.
Becoming totally absorbed in a book
A Fillet Steak sandwich
The feeling of relief and exhilaration when an important goal is scored
Squeezing a massive spot

Having a good honest wank.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Having a good honest wank.

What's a dishonest wank? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?

Originally Posted by The Real Roxanne

What's a dishonest wank? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?

i was about to say the same

Originally Posted by The Real Roxanne

What's a dishonest wank? One where you tell your stomach you're not going to come all over it?

You filthy animal... at least you could use a t-shirt or some grudders to catch the spillage...