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Old 16-12-2017, 07:23 PM
otbarney
 
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Not very often we have a major barney, but she’s gone f***ing radio at me this afternoon

Firstly I opposed her intention to buy a real Christmas tree due to the fact for the past few years she’s had this fake one that’s fine

But oh no, she wants a f***ing real one, and what her bastard ladyship wants her bastard ladyship gets

So she goes out, leaving me with instructions to buy a tree that about 5,5 ft tall

I purchase said item, and put it in the living room

In she comes

“ that’s not 5ft 6”

The tape measure proves otherwise...it’s 5ft 8

“ I meant 5ft6 without the Top bit that the fairy goes on, not 5ft6 to the very top....it’s too small you f***ing idiot”*

A row ensued

Apparently I’ve ruined Christmas, on purpose

* something she’s never said to me before
The woman must be a f***in Saint to put up with you.
 
Old 16-12-2017, 07:25 PM
no fun
 
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The woman must be a f***in Saint to put up with you.
Get f***ed, I purchased exactly what she asked for and the c*** has a thrombie, the f***ing gypsy bastard
 
Old 16-12-2017, 07:50 PM
Throw
 
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Fake trees are for scrubbers. End of.
 
Old 16-12-2017, 08:06 PM
no fun
 
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Fake trees are for scrubbers. End of.
Precisely
 
Old 16-12-2017, 08:12 PM
silv
 
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We've got a fake one. Won't happen again

Smelt a beautiful real one the other day and it took me back

Love Christmas me!
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