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Old 04-01-2018, 08:40 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Err how long does she tell you her periods are pal?


"sorry love, should be ok by mid feb"
 
Old 04-01-2018, 08:44 PM
waynes ear's
 
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"sorry love, should be ok by mid feb"
"Painters are in, great wall of china needs doing"
 
Old 04-01-2018, 09:08 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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*checks billy redface's posting history*

(doesn't)
 
Old 04-01-2018, 10:40 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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I'm gagging for a beer.

Missus goes away tomorrow so I migh cheat
just have a beer if you want one, ffs. you're not oliver reed
 
Old 04-01-2018, 11:12 PM
The Stella Fella
 
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just have a beer if you want one, ffs. you're not oliver reed
But Oli Reed never did dryanuary and looked what happened to him #hic
 
Old 04-01-2018, 11:13 PM
waynes ear's
 
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just have a beer if you want one, ffs. you're not oliver reed
More like Olive Oyl tbh
 
Old 04-01-2018, 11:15 PM
guerreiro
 
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Just woke up and wacked a 6 pack in the fridge, couple of hours to cool down then drink for the rest of the afternoon.
 
Old 04-01-2018, 11:24 PM
Billy Redface
 
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*checks billy redface's posting history*

(doesn't)
 
Old 05-01-2018, 01:18 AM
92ToBury
 
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Err how long does she tell you her periods are pal?
She's nearing menopause - could be two days, could be three weeks.

Not that I trust anything that bleeds for three weeks and doesn't die but there ya go.
 
Old 05-01-2018, 08:18 AM
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