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Old 02-01-2018, 04:09 PM
TheFatGoth
 
Angry Advice - In-grown hair

At least I think/hope that's what it is.

Noticed a painful lump right on the corner of my jaw bone last night. Shaved my beard off () and tried to lance and squeeze the c*** using a rusty needle but got nothing in return.

Still there today, like an M&M sized ball (the crispy variety), waiting to erupt but it's being stubborn as f***.

Any advice?

Cheers
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:12 PM
silv
 
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stick the needle in dog poo for a bit then give it a go.
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:20 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Be careful,

I needed an operation...had to sign a waiver about losing my speech (where they were cutting)

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/album....&pictureid=286
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:23 PM
suedeshoes
 
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Microwave it for 4 minutes.
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:31 PM
TheFatGoth
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
Be careful,

I needed an operation...had to sign a waiver about losing my speech (where they were cutting)

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/album....&pictureid=286
That's the exact spot where is. Not quite that big yet though.
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:35 PM
20 times
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
Be careful,

I needed an operation...had to sign a waiver about losing my speech (where they were cutting)

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/album....&pictureid=286
Had you down as an older chap but you look quite young in that picture
asl?
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:38 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 20 times
Had you down as an older chap but you look quite young in that picture
asl?
10 years ago...
 
Old 02-01-2018, 04:47 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
10 years ago...


Remember you moaning about that. Next thing, yeah err thanks for that
 
Old 02-01-2018, 05:10 PM
Sparky***
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunker Buster
Be careful,

I needed an operation...had to sign a waiver about losing my speech (where they were cutting)

http://www.utdforum.com/forum/album....&pictureid=286
Jesus holy f***

that looks painful as all hell. Did they have to pack it out after they drained it?
 
Old 02-01-2018, 05:17 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
Jesus holy f***

that looks painful as all hell. Did they have to pack it out after they drained it?
They didnít drain it.....

I did

I used to squeeze it weekly and all this horrid smelling yellow cheese used to come out...then on my stag do, it got even bigger than it is in that picture..
Had a little head on it..

Full of ale waiting to go on the ferry I covered the minibus wing mirror with gunk, big pressurised fountains of funk steaming out like squirty ketchup...

It had flattened down a lot before the op, they just cut it open and removed a cyst type growth that was continuingly getting infected..

I blame shaving...

Lovely scar.
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