Tramp murders kind-hearted family who had taken him in

A tramp, 23? I always thought tramps had to be old men like on the cover of Aqualung by Jethro Tull?

Surely under 50 = homeless, over 50 = tramp

Oh, thoughts and prayers to all involved obvs

Originally Posted by jaffo

A tramp, 23? I always thought tramps had to be old men like on the cover of Aqualung by Jethro Tull?

Surely under 50 = homeless, over 50 = tramp

Oh, thoughts and prayers to all involved obvs

Brilliant album.

Can't offer thoughts and prayers atm as they're all being used in Vegas.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's a f***ing joke that paper.

Anti male anti white

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

It's a f***ing joke that paper.

Anti male anti white

But also - save a few honourable exceptions - anti anything properly left wing.

Originally Posted by Cream

A scruffy man who used to sleep under cardboard has admitted stabbing a mother and her son to DEATH in an apparently unprovoked attack.

The tramp, aged 23, also tried to kill the man of the house as he returned home from walking the family dog, stabbing him six times while shouting 'die you bastard'.

It had been a year to the day since Tracy Wilkinson had first encountered the vagabond, begging outside a supermarket. Hoodwinked by his pathetic demeanour, she helped him secure accommodation and arranged for him to work at her husband's building company. They even had him round for Christmas dinner.

Naturally, the human stinkbomb decided to get back on the gear, pretending his mother had died (she had in fact abandoned the born loser when he was just a boy). He was sacked from his position as labourer, but managed to get back on his feet with continuing support from the family. It didn't last long...

Sullen and silent, the evil minded n'er-do-well refuses to give evidence to authorities. Mr Wilkinson has his own theory:

“My personal feeling is that he’d lost his job, he lost his flat. And he decided that because his life was going bad ways, he was going to take it out on the people that had cared and looked after him. I wish we had never met him – I wish my wife had never set eyes on him.”

Indeed, sir. Have sympathy for their plight, but be wary of them. Always wary.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...who-helped-him

The husband and daughter's take on things:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...n-aaron-barley

No good deed goes unpunished

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

It's a f***ing joke that paper.

Anti male anti white

Shite lefty paper. Good sports coverage though.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

It's a f***ing joke that paper.

Anti male anti white

Genuinely is.

Absolutely batshit mental columnists.
Barbara Ellen is the worst. Read she was married and couldn't beleive it - the poor bastard.

this is a new low for trump

wtf, even i can't support this!

Originally Posted by armchair

this is a new low for trump

wtf, even i can't support this!

It doesn't say "trump" you silly sausage

It's "Crumps".

We all knew it would happen sooner or later

Originally Posted by Cream

Barbara Ellen is the worst. Read she was married and couldn't beleive it - the poor bastard.

Nobody - even on the Absurder - beats Cohen, shurely. Recycled his hate-Corbyn piece for the 194th time this weekend