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Old 29-09-2017, 06:57 AM
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“The Sun leads on England cricketer Ben Stokes who remains under investigation after being arrested on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm. The paper says videos have emerged of him mocking TV personality Katie Price's autistic son Harvey”

What sort of dickhead leaks a video of someone making a private joke, to a newspaper

Front page news
 
Old 29-09-2017, 07:22 AM
irk
 
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They all could (and should) be charged with affray. Aggravated by night time, city centre, in drink, weapons involved, kick with a shod foot, sustained incident.

Could run self defence at a trial. Take it to Crown and a jury may understand that these bottle wielding clowns needed smartening up. However, appears to veer into excessive self defence as the incident progresses.

Worst outcome on a plea to something on a basis of excessive self defence - suspended sentence. Promising career, out of character, no previous, blah blah blah.

Should be made to attend boxing lessons to learn a decent jab.
 
Old 29-09-2017, 10:07 AM
Cream
 
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They all could (and should) be charged with affray. Aggravated by night time, city centre, in drink, weapons involved, kick with a shod foot, sustained incident.

Could run self defence at a trial. Take it to Crown and a jury may understand that these bottle wielding clowns needed smartening up. However, appears to veer into excessive self defence as the incident progresses.

Worst outcome on a plea to something on a basis of excessive self defence - suspended sentence. Promising career, out of character, no previous, blah blah blah.

Should be made to attend boxing lessons to learn a decent jab.
Is that really a thing because I'll certainly remember to take my shoe off next time I'm tempted to Shearer the missus.
 
Old 29-09-2017, 10:10 AM
andyroo
 
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Ey up Mike Tyson's in.
or Frank Tyson
 
Old 29-09-2017, 12:28 PM
signed dc
 
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They all could (and should) be charged with affray. Aggravated by night time, city centre, in drink, weapons involved, kick with a shod foot, sustained incident.

Could run self defence at a trial. Take it to Crown and a jury may understand that these bottle wielding clowns needed smartening up. However, appears to veer into excessive self defence as the incident progresses.

Worst outcome on a plea to something on a basis of excessive self defence - suspended sentence. Promising career, out of character, no previous, blah blah blah.

Should be made to attend boxing lessons to learn a decent jab.
Touch of the SSG's about some of his moves. Although tbf he did land a few too.
 
Old 29-09-2017, 12:33 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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just watched the vid. He didn't do too badly tbf.

bit too many sofa boxers out there, watching high level professional boxing but couldn't fight to save their lives criticising someone taking on 2x lads.
 
Old 29-09-2017, 12:45 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Silly boy...
 
Old 29-09-2017, 12:46 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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just watched the vid. He didn't do too badly tbf.

bit too many sofa boxers out there, watching high level professional boxing but couldn't fight to save their lives criticising someone taking on 2x lads.
.....aren't you a classic mattress Mma'er
 
Old 29-09-2017, 01:01 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Touch of the SSG's about some of his moves. Although tbf he did land a few too.
Twat
 
Old 29-09-2017, 01:35 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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.....aren't you a classic mattress Mma'er
What's a matress mma'er?

Whatever it is, my point is if you can't do any better then shut it.

The guy's not a pro.
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