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Old 16-09-2017, 02:34 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Do you have any rules to which you adhere? Do you wait until everyone gets their food before starting? Do you frown upon mobile phone use? Do you place your knife under your fork (like a bridge over water) when taking a chewing break?

Missus told me it's impolite to leave the table and go for a piss whilst somebody is still eating before... I was desperate
 
Old 16-09-2017, 02:47 PM
wufta
 
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Cun tulerete-a pretty mooch unytheeng oozeer thun telkeeng veet muoot fooll, Bork Bork Bork! Scrooffffy coonts vhu du thet
 
Old 16-09-2017, 02:49 PM
Fat Al
 
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Using mobiles while eating.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 02:51 PM
Poop
 
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People licking their fingers at the table

Animals.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 02:58 PM
Cream
 
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If you only fancy a sip of wine - don't sneer when I hog the bottle. You f***ing simpering little worm. 'enjoying that are we?'. Yes thanks, c***.

Elbows on table? Absolutely. Very comfortable.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 03:44 PM
no fun
 
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Table?

f*** off, tray in front of the telly
 
Old 16-09-2017, 04:00 PM
wufta
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
Teble-a?

f**k ooffff, trey in frunt ooff zee telly
Oouuh luuk et me-a I'm cleeche-a vurkeeng cless.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 04:04 PM
jem
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Ed
Missus told me it's impolite to leave the table and go for a piss whilst somebody is still eating before... I was desperate
sorry, that's balls. it's always impolite to make someone wait to piss.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 04:08 PM
92ToBury
 
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No chewing with your mouth open or talking with your mouth full. Out and about, phones away at the table because it's family time.
 
Old 16-09-2017, 06:27 PM
irk
 
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People who take the last of something without asking if anyone else wants it deserve a fork in the hand.
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