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Old 03-07-2017, 07:35 PM
Cream
 
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Tell me about it. I told her it was a folly. She wanted me to wait for her return, but I was too hungry after the gym (hand fatigue explains the dropsy). My plan was I'd cook her sausages and put her chips in a bowl of salty water ready for her to get cooking on her return. She wouldn't have it. Even when I told her it was pointless to reheat petit pois that take but two minutes in the popty ping, but she was insistent. I aim to be as kind and considerate in my culinary activities as I am a lover. Hence I smashed it.
What a terrible cuckold nonceponce.
 
Old 03-07-2017, 07:38 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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What a terrible cuckold nonceponce.



' She insisted' ouch..,,
 
Old 03-07-2017, 07:41 PM
Billy Redface
 
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State of those sausages.

Surprised the plate didn't break itself tbh.
 
Old 03-07-2017, 07:43 PM
Cream
 
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State of those sausages.

Surprised the plate didn't break itself tbh.
The density of those overcooked peas may have contributed.

Will he come clean? Or will he die first?
 
Old 03-07-2017, 07:58 PM
92ToBury
 
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You've dropped it on the f***ing floor and it still looks better than anything ashtonred posted. Fair play.

Good luck with the shredded stomach, intestines and blood in your poo.
 
Old 03-07-2017, 07:59 PM
Throw
 
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What's actifry?
 
Old 03-07-2017, 08:18 PM
waynes ear's
 
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What's actifry?
http://www.argos.co.uk/search/actifry/
 
Old 03-07-2017, 08:20 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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What's actifry?
Oh mate......


It's dirt
 
Old 03-07-2017, 08:20 PM
Throw
 
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The George Foreman of the chip world. Shame on you irk.
 
Old 03-07-2017, 08:23 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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The density of those overcooked peas may ?


"HELP, we have all nutrients removed from
Us......"
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