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Old 14-07-2017, 05:24 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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A really nice pint of bitter in a proper northern pub . Where the landlord is mildly racist and they serve food on actual f***ing plates .
 
Old 14-07-2017, 07:01 PM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth
a pint of guinness and a bar of dairy milk together
are you comfort eating, sugarplum?

PM me
 
Old 14-07-2017, 07:24 PM
20 times
 
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Farting in a crowded place and then looking at everyone looking disgusted and trying to sniff out who let rip
 
Old 14-07-2017, 07:53 PM
Denis Irwell
 
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Lying in bed on a hot night with the fan on, then it wafts the fart you just did right back at you. Love me own farts.
 
Old 14-07-2017, 11:17 PM
Fat Al
 
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Lying in bed on a hot night with the fan on, then it wafts the fart you just did right back at you. Love me own farts.
One does take pride in a truly lung wrenching WMD fart.
 
Old 15-07-2017, 05:59 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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Putting clean, just washed jeans on

Something sensual

Or maybe I just love myself
 
Old 15-07-2017, 06:05 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Denis Irwell
Putting clean, just washed jeans on

Something sensual

Or maybe I just love myself


Should be the exact opposite.
You don't wash jeans.....

Putting a pair of worn in, well fitted, old snug jeans on...
 
Old 15-07-2017, 07:23 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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I know you're a scouser but..... dirty get


 
Old 15-07-2017, 07:25 AM
waynes ear's
 
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I know you're a scouser
 
Old 15-07-2017, 07:27 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Originally Posted by Denis Irwell
I know you're a scouser :
send address IRL please...

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Take this from Hiut Denim: “Raw denim is best given a good six months before washing. The longer you can leave it, the better your jeans will look.”

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Or this advice from fellow British jeans brand Albam: “There are many thoughts on how to care for your jeans, some say, ‘Wear them ever, wash them never,’
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Levi CEO “We did not wash these jeans and neither should you. If you must, turn them inside out, wash with very little soap in cold water and hang to dry.”
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As Nudie Jeans put it, “The outcome depends on how you travel. Sitting around in the office won’t grace the denim as much as if used while repairing motorcycles.” It’s a weird contradiction in some ways – a kind of purist (or overly fussy) regime for a fabric that’s rooted in ideas of the hard-wearing, authenticity of cowboys and lumberjacks.
Maybe you need to get off your arse and do a bit...
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