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Old 10-03-2017, 01:40 PM
doudou
 
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Loads in Clissold Park as well. The other theory is that they escaped from the film set of the African Queen.
Tons of them live 'in the wild' in Paris too.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:40 PM
Spock
 
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Originally Posted by Drexl
Oh wise and noble fred...

HELP!

Just Indiana Jones'ed it over four gardens and caught a cockatiel that was being attacked by some nasty magpies.

Got it in a box, air-holes, water and a bit of nosh.

What do I do?

I've knocked on doors, rang the vet, RSPB, local animal shelter and nobody is interested.

I've already wrapped it in sellotape so it doesn't pop when I give it one etc etc.

Any helpful advice, or just plain stupid advice, gets you green rep from the God of birdies.
as in the big white things? if its small green with a red beak just let it go, loads of them about, its probably just wild anyway
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:41 PM
jem
 
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Our shandy died when I was 19
was she a glove puppet?
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:41 PM
irk
 
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It's a c**ker spaniel you idiot
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:42 PM
Cream
 
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You got the missus to do it didn't you. Or Irk. Or mother.
I did get Irk to brick one in mother's back garden once, funnily enough.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:43 PM
no fun
 
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was she a glove puppet?
Right jem, I can just about put up with your pro-Tory nonsense, but cheap shots at our shandy is a step to far

Apologise at once
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:46 PM
elephantstone
 
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Our shandy died when I was 19

Broke my heart

Vowed never to have pets again
so you denied your kids the joys of having a pet? Selfish balls
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:50 PM
no fun
 
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so you denied your kids the joys of having a pet? Selfish balls
A neighbour had a Labrador, they took it for a walk now and then, that seemed good enough

How's the donkey?
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:54 PM
Drexl
 
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It's a c**ker spaniel you idiot
See this is more like it. Legitimate helpful advice.

I'm having a roast dinner on sunday at my gaff.. all welcome.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 01:55 PM
jem
 
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Right jem, I can just about put up with your pro-Tory nonsense, but cheap shots at our shandy is a step to far

Apologise at once
what? apologise before I've even delivered the cheap and pathetic hand shandy punchline? *sigh* soz.

p.s. get another pet.
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