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Old 10-03-2017, 02:18 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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No worries.

Weird the RSPB weren't interested, we had an injured pigeon (savaged by a cat) in the back garden, rang them and they were there within the hour
They are cockist
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:19 PM
Drexl
 
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Cage it, name it Harold.
I'm allergic to the little swine

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Originally Posted by no fun
What the fuck is this in the charity section for ?

Harks had a cockatoo round the back
I literally had no idea where to put it

I assumed some charity would take it off me... no fucker wants it. I'll be stuck with it for over twenty years in all probability.

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No worries.

Weird the RSPB weren't interested, we had an injured pigeon (savaged by a cat) in the back garden, rang them and they were there within the hour
If the animal is injured, then they are right on the case.

I got hold of a parrot rescue line but the call receiver lives in Jockland, and the nearest helper is in wigan but she "has to get ready for a wedding."

I'm literally like Burt Lancaster in the Alcatraz movie
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:25 PM
Cream
 
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No worries.

Weird the RSPB weren't interested, we had an injured pigeon (savaged by a cat) in the back garden, rang them and they were there within the hour
I found a pigeon with its spine exposed being eaten by another bird.

Chopped its head off with a brick.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:29 PM
dunk
 
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I found a pigeon with its spine exposed being eaten by another bird.

Chopped its head off with a brick.
You got the missus to do it didn't you. Or Irk. Or mother.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:30 PM
no fun
 
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Drop it off at the walkabout bar in town
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:31 PM
jaffo
 
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Drop it off at the walkabout bar in town
Why don't you adopt it? You've got time on your hands now to look after it
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:33 PM
no fun
 
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Why don't you adopt it? You've got time on your hands now to look after it
Our shandy died when I was 19

Broke my heart

Vowed never to have pets again
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:33 PM
MonkeyOnMyBack
 
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there are flocks of wild ones...
I see flocks of parakeets fly over my house, heading to Wansted Flats.

According to myth, Jimi Hendrix originally released a number of them from a London flat window, to brighten up the sky on a dull day.
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:35 PM
jaffo
 
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I see flocks of parakeets fly over my house, heading to Wansted Flats.

According to myth, Jimi Hendrix originally released a number of them from a London flat window, to brighten up the sky on a dull day.
They're right noisy little cunts as well
 
Old 10-03-2017, 02:38 PM
Throw
 
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I see flocks of parakeets fly over my house, heading to Wansted Flats.

According to myth, Jimi Hendrix originally released a number of them from a London flat window, to brighten up the sky on a dull day.
Loads in Clissold Park as well. The other theory is that they escaped from the film set of the African Queen.
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