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Old 03-04-2017, 06:50 AM
believe
 
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its almost as if there's a difference between someone who likes a bet and someone who's addicted to gambling.
 
Old 03-04-2017, 07:22 AM
guerreiro
 
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can't wait till i can claim being lazy as an addiction and gain some sympathy rather than midering.
 
Old 03-04-2017, 07:31 AM
irk
 
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can't wait till i can claim being lazy as an addiction and gain some sympathy rather than midering.
I'm pushing for it being classed as a disability*. I'm "motivationally challenged" and shouldn't be judged by the standard of the able-bodied. Reasonable adjustments should be made at work. Later starts, lighter loads, shorter week, that sort of thing.

People need to recognise that lazy people actually work harder because of the extra will power we have to muster to even get out of bed.


*Im not obviously, I can't be arsed.
 
Old 03-04-2017, 07:34 AM
redhegemony
 
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I'm pushing for it being classed as a disability*. I'm "motivationally challenged" and shouldn't be judged by the standard of the able-bodied. Reasonable adjustments should be made at work. Later starts, lighter loads, shorter week, that sort of thing.

People need to recognise that lazy people actually work harder because of the extra will power we have to muster to even get out of bed.


*Im not obviously, I can't be arsed.
Procrastination is a higher level skill.
 
Old 03-04-2017, 08:44 AM
guerreiro
 
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I'm pushing for it being classed as a disability*. I'm "motivationally challenged" and shouldn't be judged by the standard of the able-bodied. Reasonable adjustments should be made at work. Later starts, lighter loads, shorter week, that sort of thing.

People need to recognise that lazy people actually work harder because of the extra will power we have to muster to even get out of bed.


*Im not obviously, I can't be arsed.
Yes, yes and yes. Obviously none of us motivationally challenged sufferers are going to lead the charge, so until a hero rises I'm going to stick to hour long shits in the disabled bog.
 
Old 03-04-2017, 09:01 AM
Fat Al
 
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I'm pushing for it being classed as a disability*. I'm "motivationally challenged" and shouldn't be judged by the standard of the able-bodied. Reasonable adjustments should be made at work. Later starts, lighter loads, shorter week, that sort of thing.

People need to recognise that lazy people actually work harder because of the extra will power we have to muster to even get out of bed.


*Im not obviously, I can't be arsed.
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Procrastination is a higher level skill.
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Originally Posted by guerreiro
Yes, yes and yes. Obviously none of us motivationally challenged sufferers are going to lead the charge, so until a hero rises I'm going to stick to hour long shits in the disabled bog.
Can't someone else do it?

 
Old 03-04-2017, 11:39 AM
irk
 
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Yes, yes and yes. Obviously none of us motivationally challenged sufferers are going to lead the charge, so until a hero rises I'm going to stick to hour long shits in the disabled bog.
Stop rushing your bowel movements. You'll make yourself ill.
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