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Old 14-02-2017, 08:56 PM
Lightbulb What's for TEA 2017

Originally Posted by Poop
Tell them fred approves
Old 14-02-2017, 09:03 PM

Jesus, how many Poops are there?

I had tater tots.
Old 14-02-2017, 09:04 PM

Green tea for me.
Old 14-02-2017, 09:25 PM

Picture the scene. In this epic romantic evening, Patrick asks his lovely girlfriend Sinead, to prepare the table ready for when he returns home from work. He subtly hints that her man is going to bring home a feast from different corners of the world, Italy, America, Turkey...

Sinead excitingly prepares candles in anticipation. The expensive China plates that were a gift from her sadly departed grandparents are used for the first time since their death. Sinead gets goosebumps at the very thought of the fact that not only is it St. Valentines Day, but its also exactly 2 years since they made the relationship official. Could this be the night she's been waiting for her whole life... The day the man she loves dearly utters those 4 words to her...

Caught in a daydream, she's startled by the rustle of keys at the front door. He's home... Sweet Patrick is home! He lets himself in and dough eyed Sinead almost in tears at this point, runs over to Patrick ready to embrace him. She manages to control herself not to jump all over him as she notices he's got a carrier bag in his hand. He reaches into the bag, not a bag for life - an actual carrier bag. He doesn't pull out an engagement ring, no, he pulls out the above 15 mega meal from the Turkish place down the road.

Food looks good mind, but their marketing leaves a little to the imagination.
Old 14-02-2017, 09:32 PM

Might ask Sinead to call the doctor. I've either got indigestion or am having a heart attack. f***ing hurts to move and I can't breathe too good. I ate it all. Oh the pain
Old 14-02-2017, 09:38 PM

is that chicken on the right...looks tasty

the chips look good too.

pizza not great but decent.

probably the best food poop have ever posted
Old 14-02-2017, 09:42 PM

Might have known poop would be a ham and pineapple man
Old 14-02-2017, 09:48 PM

Chips a bit too big, you've got food competition potential if you seriously managed to eat all that in one sitting pal
Old 14-02-2017, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by irk
Might have known poop would be a ham and pineapple man
Ham and pineapple reds
Old 14-02-2017, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by dragflick
Ham and pineapple reds
It's a pizza, not a f***ing cocktail.
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