The Humble Burger 2017 Edition

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Amazing burgers in here :drool: http://www.cafekino.coop

"Our burgers and are made with British grown badger beans"

Vegetarian but they use Badger testicles??

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Amazing burgers in here :drool: http://www.cafekino.coop

Nothing says "i wish i ate meat" more than calling something a burger even though it's vegetables.



Look at the picture. Just look at it. Everyone in it looks like a cunt. Hippie trousers out front, fucking beardy mcnonce in the window seat.

where's an out of control french lorry when you want one.

Can't see the point

If you're going out for a meal and fancy red meat, go for a steak ffs

f**king posh burger bar waiters with beards, sleeve tattoos and checked shirts customers saying " can I get" food served in gardening tools posters of sixties noir films no c*** has heard of ambient music by Brian eno side orders of chips f**ked up with all kinds of shit situated in areas where media students congregate c***s

Parklife

Originally Posted by no fun

Can't see the point

If you're going out for a meal and fancy red meat, go for a steak ffs

Fucking posh burger bar waiters with beards, sleeve tattoos and checked shirts customers saying " can I get" food served in gardening tools posters of sixties noir films no cunt has heard of ambient music by Brian eno side orders of chips for f ucked up with all kinds of shit situated in areas where media students congregate cunts

Parklife

I relucantly agree with you. In a 'burger joint' near us the aforementioned identikit beareded wanker waiter came and sat next to me on the bench while taking my order like he was my buddy... Being over-familiar fucking drives me up the wall.

Originally Posted by forzagarza

"Our burgers and are made with British grown badger beans"

Vegetarian but they use Badger testicles??

Whatevs btw Sparkles-Mc-Soundbite. I'll buy you one then you can have an opinion on something you actually have any knowledge on

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Whatevs btw Sparkles-Mc-Soundbite. I'll buy you one then you can have an opinion on something you actually have any knowledge on

he IS the knowledge ffs

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

- Fucks knows fwiw


Whatevs btw Sparkles-Mc-Soundbite. I'll buy you one then you can have an opinion on something you actually have any knowledge on

vegetables in bread.

Yeah that's really out there mate. Never eaten any of those before.

You absolute lube the eggplant.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Nothing says "i wish i ate meat" more than calling something a burger even though it's vegetables.



Look at the picture. Just look at it. Everyone in it looks like a cunt. Hippie trousers out front, fucking beardy mcnonce in the window seat.

where's an out of control french lorry when you want one.

Tuesday mornings are 'morning chorus'

Sessions are led by musician and Folk House singing teacher Isolde Freeth-Hale, who has a passion for creating fun + safe spaces where people can connect and feel rejuvenated by vocal music making.

All washed down with a cauliflower steak and beetroot burgers

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Tuesday mornings are 'morning chorus'



All washed down with a cauliflower steak and beetroot burgers

Followed by Moustache Waxing on a Wednesday, Penny Farthing mechanics on Thursday and 'Wilde Weekends' on Friday as readings of Oscar through a Talkboy® in candle light

Originally Posted by silv

Followed by Moustache Waxing on a Wednesday, Penny Farthing mechanics on Thursday and 'Wilde Weekends' on Friday as readings of Oscar through a Talkboy® in candle light

Don't mean to be funny mate but this sounds like your thread history