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Old 04-10-2016, 02:00 AM
VodkaAndCoke
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Poop
Cracking pair of tits on his ex tbf

I'd smash it tbh.
 
Old 06-10-2016, 06:56 PM
thatsfuctit
 
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Popbitch


>> Letters of the law <<
Under lock and Keys

Richard Keys' wife was quick off
the mark to clarify the story
that got out in the Sunday papers
last weekend about ol' Dicky boy
having it off with one of his
daughter's 27 year-old friends.

Behind the scenes, newspapers
were quick to drop the story too
as Richard decided to have our
good friends at Carter-Ruck send
out one of their famous mailshots
on his behalf, informing editors
that the inaccuracies in the
story were highly distressing
to their client.

Which is strange. We had always
got the impression that Richard
didn't mind being smeared.
 
Old 06-10-2016, 07:17 PM
sa7
 
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Old 07-10-2016, 06:56 AM
Why Don?
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke
I'd smash it tbh.
Looks like he just has done.
 
Old 28-01-2017, 09:59 AM
Poop
 
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Been caught shagging the same tart again in London this week after he insisted to his dying wife he wasn't.



Nice fella.
 
Old 01-01-2018, 02:32 PM
Poop
 
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Sudden heart attack apparently. Lol!

 
Old 01-01-2018, 02:34 PM
20 times
 
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Gutted they saved him tbh
 
Old 01-01-2018, 02:44 PM
sub three hours
 
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It amazes me that football fans still have any respect for the opinions of this utter slime ball of a human being.
 
Old 01-01-2018, 03:21 PM
MrBishi
 
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Have we had a death pool yet?

Reckon it'll be either liver failure or suicide by the end of the year
 
Old 01-01-2018, 03:52 PM
ScarFace
 
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This is great banter
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