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Old 22-05-2016, 10:36 AM
Sparky***
 
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Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:45 AM
puressence
 
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Thought Louis celebration for Jesse win was Worldclass
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:51 AM
Child of Darkness
 
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Thought Louis celebration for Jesse win was Worldclass
he just straightened his tie didnt he ?
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:51 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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Originally Posted by Sparky***
Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.

Pards, eh? Thought there was no way back for us and he was home and dry. Must admit, I had my doubts the way we fannied about.
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:52 AM
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Pardew getting a right kicking


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This was not the right time – if there ever is a right time, that is – for Palace’s 54-year-old manager to lose his composure on the touchline. With Palace’s players wildly celebrating with their jubilant, disbelieving, wonderful supporters in the aftermath of Puncheon’s spectacular goal, they needed direction from Pardew upon their return to the halfway line. Organise. Concentrate. Keep your heads. It’s not over yet. Instead they got a performance that might have been appropriate during the preposterous pre-match ceremony
https://www.theguardian.com/football...chester-united
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:53 AM
Billy Redface
 
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Can't believe pardew did that yesterday. But then I remember what a 24 carat gold tit he is.
Oh I can.

He's an absolute f***ing dickhead.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a c***.
 
Old 22-05-2016, 10:56 AM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Oh I can.

He's an absolute f**king dickhead.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a c***.
Good summary of 'The Pards' tbf
 
Old 22-05-2016, 11:07 AM
djsst
 
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Oh I can.

He's an absolute f***ing dickhead.

He's a really dreadful combination of things. He knows he's a decent manager that has been around a while, but because of this, he thinks he 'knows the score', like he's some kind of tactical genius and football is all peaks and troughs Loves to talk about the small margins, even when his team has won 2 out of 20 matches or whatever it is. It takes away the responsibility of results. He talks in sweeping 'we're a good team when we get going' truisms.
Like he's at the very very top level where these things matter. Trolls the ref because, you know, that's what you do isn't it? All the top managers put pressure on the ref. And our pards sure is one of them.

Basically, he thinks he's Jose Mourinho. When in reality, he's a solid mid-table PL manager and nothing more.

Not really sure what my point is. I'm very hungover. Ah yes, pardew is a c***.
 
Old 22-05-2016, 11:10 AM
Billy Redface
 
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See. See! He's trying to be mourinho. Right there.

Look at me, I'm a real character. f*** off.
 
Old 22-05-2016, 11:14 AM
Sparky***
 
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Guy I know Who isn't in to football at all used to work for Jaguar in Reading when pardew was manager there. Pardew came into the showroom one day from the training ground in his Reading tracksuit. Gets talking to my mate and he clocks the tracksuit "oh do you work for Reading then?" He asks. "Yeah I do." Comes the rather annoyed reply. "What are you the kit man then?"

"No I'm the f***ing manager!"

And storms off.
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