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Old 19-04-2007, 10:26 AM
koppas
 
Unhappy I have an addiction to masturbation

and I am 23, get regular sex and it is rather good.

I feel dirty and like I have sinned. Will I go blind? Or go to Hell?
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:30 AM
dakpul
 
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and I am 23, get regular sex and it is rather good.

I feel dirty and like I have sinned. Will I go blind? Or go to Hell?
You won't go blind, and you are in reading, so yeah.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:30 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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So do I

But i'm 28 and probably should have grown out of it by now.

At the weekend I fucked 2 girls a total of 5 times, but had already had 3 wanks be 12:00 on Monday morning.


Been wearing glasses since I was 12
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:31 AM
Bishovetz
 
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better tell Mr. & Mrs. Bation.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:32 AM
koppas
 
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You won't go blind, and you are in reading, so yeah.
I live NEAR Reading so I am not quite there yet.

I thought I would've grown out of it by now. Guess not.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:44 AM
Why Don?
 
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I limit myself to wanking and non-wanking days.

Monday - Wednesday I fill my boots. Thursday is my day of rest. Fri - Sunday the bird gets it all.

You can't be addicted Koppas otherwise you would wank at work and judging by your newspaper in the toilet thread, you don't.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 10:53 AM
Stretters
 
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Nothing better than wanking, I think to my self that i need a bird but after a wank I know im fine and dandy

Hassle free
 
Old 19-04-2007, 11:36 AM
Rhodzy
 
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and I am 23, get regular sex and it is rather good.

I feel dirty and like I have sinned. Will I go blind? Or go to Hell?
How often do you do the dirty deed.
Btw every time you wank a puppy dies.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 11:42 AM
koppas
 
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7 times a day. Once at lunch at work.
 
Old 19-04-2007, 11:46 AM
Fountz
 
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I feel dirty and like I have sinned.
Nonsense Old Boy..

Look at it as merely making love to someone you really respect.
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