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Old 02-01-2018, 07:41 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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people who expect to be sponsored for going a few weeks without a drink. coincidentally, most of them are probably brassic in january.
 
Old 02-01-2018, 11:33 PM
irk
 
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Getting volunteered by others to do favours. Mother in law volunteered me to pick up some distant relative I have never met from the airport

c***s not waiting for you to get out of the lift before piling in
Is it a lengthy drive?
 
Old 03-01-2018, 09:26 AM
believe
 
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People who ask you a question to which you reply you don't know the answer, then they ask you further questions as if it's going to all of a sudden make you know the answer

Example yesterday

"Do you know where the DHL is in the mall?"
"No"
"Is in on the ground floor?"
"I don't know"
"Is it opposite the supermarket?"
"I honestly don't know, let's ask when we get there"
"I think it's opposite the supermarket"
"Well then you know more than me"
"Do you think it is?"
"I'm going home"
 
Old 03-01-2018, 09:33 AM
waynes ear's
 
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sounds more like a flounce tbh
 
Old 03-01-2018, 10:18 AM
Clarkie
 
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Snapchats of people's dinner and their food


"Oh so you have a pet rabbit?"
"Erm no?"
"Then who is the plate of grass for?"
 
Old 03-01-2018, 10:21 AM
denis lawless
 
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Getting volunteered by others to do favours. Mother in law volunteered me to pick up some distant relative I have never met from the airport

c***s not waiting for you to get out of the lift before piling in
Just go for a bit of a drive and then bring a random person home and say "is he/she yours ?"
 
Old 03-01-2018, 10:41 AM
Clarkie
 
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Just go for a bit of a drive and then bring a random person home and say "is he/she yours ?"

 
Old 17-01-2018, 08:10 AM
believe
 
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When you’re in a coffee shop and they give you spoon that doesn’t reach the bottom of the cup, so you have to dip your fingers in to the coffee to stir it properly.
 
Old 17-01-2018, 08:19 AM
20 times
 
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When you see a bird you fancied at school on the train and they’ve turned into a fatty
 
Old 17-01-2018, 08:22 AM
guerreiro
 
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When an parent thinks it’s cute when their little kid tries to get on my lilo.
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