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Old 04-01-2018, 09:43 PM
Poop
 
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God almighty. Load of fucking SHIT. 90 gigbytes, 30 and it's a fucking Need For Speed shitefest. Fucking DJ's, music festivals, racing helicopters, open world courses, FUCK OFF. Played it for 20 minutes and deleted the bastard. FUCK OFF
 
Old 04-01-2018, 09:50 PM
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Old 04-01-2018, 09:59 PM
Poop
 
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Fuck off. You should have warned me more than you did

 
Old 30-01-2018, 02:16 AM
Poop
 
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I'm playing a bizarre Japanese game called Sonicomi. It's a 'visual novel' whatever the fuck that means.

Basically I'm a photographer and I've got to take pictures of the girl in the image below. I decide where she models and what outfits she wears. She's a giggly bimbo with massive tits that the developers have painstakingly animated.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing tbh but I reckon its only a matter of time before I crack one off to a videogame for the first time in my life. I have a beach photoshoot scheduled for her tomorrow

 
Old 30-01-2018, 03:18 AM
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but I reckon its only a matter of time before I crack one off to a videogame for the first time in my life.
What, you never played Carmageddon or Postal?
 
Old 03-02-2018, 09:27 AM
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Another day, another game.

Need For Speed Hot Pursuit.

Usually steer well clear of EA stuff but this one was developed by Criterion (Burnout developers). No daft story modes, no ott production values, no tedious car tuning, no aimless open world shite, just hop in, drive like a maniac either as a cop or racer. The cop sections are the best, pick a ludicrous police car (Lambourghini's, Porches, Alfa 8C's etc) and pursue illegal street racers at 200mph by ramming the fuckers off the road with nitro boosters, deploying police helicoptors to blast them, fire EMP's up their exhaust pipes, drop stingers, etc.

It's absolutely brainless stuff but fun as hell. Paid 3 for it on Steam the other night

 
Old 03-02-2018, 10:12 AM
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God almighty. Load of fucking SHIT. 90 gigbytes, 30 and it's a fucking Need For Speed shitefest. Fucking DJ's, music festivals, racing helicopters, open world courses, FUCK OFF. Played it for 20 minutes and deleted the bastard. FUCK OFF
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Another day, another game.

Need For Speed Hot Pursuit.

Usually steer well clear of EA stuff but this one was developed by Criterion (Burnout developers). No daft story modes, no ott production values, no tedious car tuning, no aimless open world shite, just hop in, drive like a maniac either as a cop or racer. The cop sections are the best, pick a ludicrous police car (Lambourghini's, Porches, Alfa 8C's etc) and pursue illegal street racers at 200mph by ramming the fuckers off the road with nitro boosters, deploying police helicoptors to blast them, fire EMP's up their exhaust pipes, drop stingers, etc.

It's absolutely brainless stuff but fun as hell. Paid 3 for it on Steam the other night

 
Old 03-02-2018, 10:17 AM
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Shut up you dog nonce. It's an eight year old game. All the recent NFS games are like an episode of those bizarre MTV reality shows full of trendy millennial cunts (probably libtard Corbyn voters) with five minutes of gameplay tacked on between 20 minute cut-scenes.
 
Old 03-02-2018, 12:35 PM
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Shut up you dog nonce. It's an eight year old game. All the recent NFS games are like an episode of those bizarre MTV reality shows full of trendy millennial cunts (probably libtard Corbyn voters) with five minutes of gameplay tacked on between 20 minute cut-scenes.
 
Old 03-02-2018, 12:43 PM
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Shut up you dog nonce. It's an eight year old game. All the recent NFS games are like an episode of those bizarre MTV reality shows full of trendy millennial cunts (probably libtard Corbyn voters) with five minutes of gameplay tacked on between 20 minute cut-scenes.
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