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Old 11-06-2014, 03:58 PM
Drexl
 
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All i am seeing is the elderly neighbour who you could not be bothered to introduce yourself to and subsequently she died lonely and afraid.

The ball is a metaphor for community spirit. Stab it with a bread knife.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:58 PM
BarryX
 
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PM [email protected], he'll know what to do.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:59 PM
Fat Al
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
turn it into a commando mission .

black up , combat jackets , theme tune , prep the kids on the mission, boost him over the fence and if he gets caught - hes only a kid .

Recom

1 walkie talkies

2 recon the area from back bed window

3 eliminate any pet issues before hand
Recon.

Not recom.

Short for reconnaissance.

Reccy would also have been acceptable.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:00 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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Originally Posted by Fat Al
Recon.

Not recom.

Short for reconnaissance.

Reccy would also have been acceptable.
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Old 11-06-2014, 04:00 PM
Ginners
 
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Cut a hole in the fence with a chainsaw? If her relatives ask about it make out she done it before she died and some compo wouldnt go amiss
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:01 PM
browser
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
turn it into a commando mission .

black up , combat jackets , theme tune , prep the kids on the mission, boost him over the fence and if he gets caught - hes only a kid .

Recom

1 walkie talkies

2 recon the area from back bed window

3 eliminate any pet issues before hand
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:01 PM
signed dc
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
turn it into a commando mission .

black up , combat jackets , theme tune , prep the kids on the mission, boost him over the fence and if he gets caught - hes only a kid .

Recom

1 walkie talkies

2 recon the area from back bed window

3 eliminate any pet issues before hand
Ta, first sensible answer, just done a reconnaissance mission property surrounded on all possible approaches by a very high fence, impossible to tackle without ladders, think I've figured out a route in, not so confident about the exit strategy.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:02 PM
Fat Al
 
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Originally Posted by signed dc
Ta, first sensible answer, just done a reconnaissance mission property surrounded on all possible approaches by a very high fence, impossible to tackle without ladders, think I've figured out a route in, not so confident about the exit strategy.
Send the kid.

Acceptable losses & plausible deniability.

Win-win situation.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:03 PM
kid napper
 
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What type of fence is it?

If it is a panel fence, you can just lift a panel up from the bottom. Used to do it all the time when younger so it was easy to nip in and out without making any noise.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 04:04 PM
dragflick
 
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Originally Posted by Ginners
Cut a hole in the fence with a chainsaw? If her relatives ask about it make out she done it before she died and some compo wouldnt go amiss


This.
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