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Old 11-06-2014, 03:40 PM
signed dc
 
Default Getting your ball back protocol advice

Got a bit of a dilemma - DC Jr got a brand spanking new World Cup style football last week.

Last night he was playing out the back and kicked it into someone's garden, knocked last night no response, fence is pretty high so couldn't climb over, just knocked now, turns out an elderly lady lived there but just died and was buried yesterday.

I've said to get a ladder and climb over, but the missus reckons we can't as it looks dodgy, especially as she's only just been laid to rest. There's no obvious or easier route via the house next door either.

Any ideas?

RIP the lady obviously. It's a brand new fence as well.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:41 PM
naes_sean
 
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go and get the ball ffs
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:41 PM
forzagarza
 
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Did she die of a head trauma?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:42 PM
carlosartorial
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by naes_sean
go and get the ball ffs
This.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:51 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Apologise to your son for being a pussy and go get it
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:54 PM
signed dc
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by naes_sean
go and get the ball ffs
Quote:
Originally Posted by carlosartorial
This.
Is there not a respectful period of time that should elapse before you climb into a dead persons garden with a ladder?
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:54 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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turn it into a commando mission .

black up , combat jackets , theme tune , prep the kids on the mission, boost him over the fence and if he gets caught - hes only a kid .

Recom

1 walkie talkies

2 recon the area from back bed window

3 eliminate any pet issues before hand
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:54 PM
Scabs
 
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:shakehead:

She's gone. So's your lad's ball if you don't man up.
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:55 PM
signed dc
 
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Originally Posted by waynes ear's
Apologise to your son for being a pussy and go get it
Me a pussy? He kicked it over, I'm not getting it
 
Old 11-06-2014, 03:56 PM
Michael Myers
 
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Is there anybody else living there? If not just climb over and get it.
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