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Old 03-04-2007, 06:36 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HarkNowHear
from one of your socialist worker Christmas crackers that was

fuck off

socialists dont believe in that xmas bollocks, its seen as the capitalist rip off that it is


anymore great jokes you fucker ?

heres one for you

i went to visit my gran in hospital the other day

oh really , whats wrong with her ?

some bastards broke into her flat, robbed her, then shoved a vacum cleaner attachment up her fanny

oh deary me, how is she ?

the doctor said she is picking up quite nicely
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:39 PM
denis lawless
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
fuck off

socialists dont believe in that xmas bollocks, its seen as the capitalist rip off that it is


anymore great jokes you fucker ?

heres one for you

i went to visit my gran in hospital the other day

oh really , whats wrong with her ?

some bastards broke into her flat, robbed her, then shoved a vacum cleaner attachment up her fanny

oh deary me, how is she ?

the doctor said she is picking up quite nicely
that sucks
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:39 PM
The Trooper
 
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Lovely




Jubbley











I'm Off.........
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:40 PM
Tropical
 
Default And holding back reporters

Quote:
Originally Posted by tim887
Police are busy coning off the area.
eager for a scoop.
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:44 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
fuck off

socialists dont believe in that xmas bollocks, its seen as the capitalist rip off that it is


anymore great jokes you fucker ?

heres one for you

i went to visit my gran in hospital the other day

oh really , whats wrong with her ?

some bastards broke into her flat, robbed her, then shoved a vacum cleaner attachment up her fanny

oh deary me, how is she ?

the doctor said she is picking up quite nicely
wish your Nana the best from me and hope she gets a move from the 23 rat infested pit on her release from the hospital
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:48 PM
MUFC One Love
 
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If you was a Striker that would be a goal.
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:52 PM
tim887
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MUFC One Love
If you was a Striker that would be a goal.
Unless you played for England, of course.
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:53 PM
Ether
 
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Come on lads, stop mini milk-ing it.
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:54 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HarkNowHear
wish your Nana the best from me and hope she gets a move from the 23 rat infested pit on her release from the hospital

i was using the term "my gran" as a character in a joke, both my grans died many many years ago, one of them before i was even born

for many years i have internalised my grief about not playing a major part in their lives, and i had learned coping mechanisms to avoid the overwhelming feelings of despair i would encounter should anyone ever manage to unlock my true feelings about them

I have studied Bowlbys "separation and loss" theories, and this has helped me cope with my grandparental attachment issues - my emotions have been kept in check


until now

youre insensitive post about my gran moving back into a rat infested hovel has touched a nerve, and i may now have to discover new ways to deal with the crashing waves of grief and depression that are raining down upon me



hope you are happy with yourself















p.s. to those of you who follow our skirmishes on this forum, dont be too hard on the cunt
 
Old 03-04-2007, 06:58 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
i was using the term "my gran" as a character in a joke, both my grans died many many years ago, one of them before i was even born

for many years i have internalised my grief about not playing a major part in their lives, and i had learned coping mechanisms to avoid the overwhelming feelings of despair i would encounter should anyone ever manage to unlock my true feelings about them

I have studied Bowlbys "separation and loss" theories, and this has helped me cope with my grandparental attachment issues - my emotions have been kept in check


until now

youre insensitive post about my gran moving back into a rat infested hovel has touched a nerve, and i may now have to discover new ways to deal with the crashing waves of grief and depression that are raining down upon me



hope you are happy with yourself















p.s. to those of you who follow our skirmishes on this forum, dont be too hard on the cunt

soft cunt, get over it


I will ask My Nana for forgiveness on Thursday
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